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Content cop 

The death sentence of YouTube, Content cop is a series created and produced by YouTuber Ian Carter better known by his channel’s name: idubbbztv. Individuals met with the terrible fortune of being targeted by content cop include: Tana Mongoose, Ricegum, Keematar, Jinx, Leafyishere, extra... Content cops are infamous for entailing sudden subscriber drops and a negitive like to dislike ratio.
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two dollar cop 

A low-paid rent-a-cop with attitude. A thug cheaply employed as a private security guard who struts like a wannabe cop. A uniformed goon or dickhead with a badge.

Examples include: nightclub bouncers and public transport inspectors.

Just like items available from the Two Dollar Shop, the two dollar cop is easily paid for but badly put together and unsafe because it does not meet the normal quality assurance standards.
"I got abused and fined $167 by this Connex two dollar cop for having my foot on the seat, while a junkie was vomiting on the floor two seats away."
two dollar cop by gillfish March 16, 2009
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parker cop 

a cop that is incredibly arrogant, inept, or just plain stupid. They usually get mad at teenagers for doing things like having conversation while in the lobby of a movie theater, standing outside a Mcdonalds or for being cooler than them. They typically abuse their power. The term was derived from the police force of Parker,Colorado.
i was at the mall and some stupid parker cop gave me a ticket for playing hacky sack. he called it "a projectile"
parker cop by dantes44 September 30, 2008

Mall Cop 

Contrary to popular belief, not all mall cops are power hungry people who think they are police officers. If a mall cop is an asshole, it's because he has to deal with people who try to ridicule, insult, & degrade him every time he goes to work just to do his job & make some money.

The job of a mall mall cop can actually be quite frustrating. Aside from dealing with wannabe gangster bitches who think they're funny, you have a list of things that you don't get paid enough to do, such as:

-Drive around slowly while everybody & their mother crawls across the street
-Help idiot parents find their idiot missing kids. This happens DAILY, and makes me instantly like those parents you see walking their kids on leashes like the dogs that they are.
-Respond to potentially dangerous fights. News flash, getting paid $10 an hour is not enough for me to risk my life trying to save some wannabe thug from getting his ass beat just because he doesn't know how to talk to people.
-Write long ass reports every time we do something.
If a mall cop takes you out or gives you some shit, GOOD! You're probably some punk ass teenager who deserved it anyways.. You disrespectful little twat.

I am a mall cop, none of us particularly enjoy our jobs that much and we definitely don't think it's glorious. Most all of us are trying to work elsewhere, and a decent amount of us have military experience (including myself). A job is a job.
Teenage Wannabe Gangster Idiot: *points & laughs* "Haha MALL COP!!"

Mall Cop: *points & laughs* "Haha UNEMPLOYED!!"
Mall Cop by MallCopSuperstar October 7, 2011

not much cop 

Not very good.
He's not much cop as a cop.
not much cop by quan cao tien August 31, 2010

Mall Cop 

A security guard in a private property, such as an office building, mall, hospital, hotel, museum, store, etc. As soon as they greet you, they sometimes say, "Can I help you?"
I got thrown out of the Tucson Mall for a day by mall cops for filming the elevators there because they thought of it as suspicious activity.
Mall Cop by GageTheDictionaryGeek October 5, 2020
to buy something extremely quickly, usually in an instant
*sees RTX 3080 in stock for an above average price in 2020
"Insta cop mate"
*buys it
Insta cop by negro busboi January 17, 2021