Cool Cat saves the kids

A questionable film about an overgrown man-child in a cat costume named cool cat. Cool Cat bands together with his Master, Daddy Derek as they set out to stop bullying. Which Ironically, The director does to any reviewer of his masterpiece.

Throughout the film, they are terrorized by an overweight blonde kid named Butch. Butch makes cool cat cry, so Daddy Derek turns the lights low, puts on the smooth jazz, and rubs lubricant all over himself as he allows cool cat to punish him for being such a naughty human.

Then, the questionable family goes to the Hollywood parade to advertise their next film: Cool Cat Loves you (in more than one way).

“Dude, Have you seen cool cat saves the kids?”

“Oh yeah! Daddy Derek is a genius!”

by Don’tworry April 8, 2018

Vive Cool City

Australian vlog on anything just that little bit fucked up.

Episodes of less than 5 minutes come once every monday, wednesday and friday. Mostly filmed in Melbourne, but there are many episodes filmed in other parts of Australia and the world.

Main hosts being Ryder Susman, Kirk Docker and Bassett Dickson.

Newbie: "I learnt how to roll the perfect joint on Monday"
Clueless: "Yeah, how?"
Newbie: "Vive Cool City"

by beautifulyouth November 1, 2009

MIKE THE COOL ONE

MIKE THE COOL ONE is the coolest guy around. He is the lead singer in the All-American Surf-Rock band, The Beach Boys. MIKE THE COOL ONE wrote the 1988 song, Kokomo, the greatest Beach Boys song, along with milestone albums, "Still Cruzin", and "Summer in Paradise". But MIKE THE COOL ONE doesn’t just make old music. He also likes to Rap about Hot Bikini Babes with the Cool Kidz😎 MIKE THE COOL ONE is also very Patriotic for his Country, the US of A! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
MIKE THE COOL ONE wants to remind you that he is much better than his weird cousin Brian, who made unhip druggie music in the late 1960's, which was a decade that was supposed to be spent riding in Cars to the Beach and the Hamburger stand in the Los Angeles, California Sunshine! Luckily, Cousin Bri is in good hands with Dr. Landy of Pittsburgh, PA. MIKE THE COOL ONE also gets help from his friend, MIC ADJUSTIN' BRUCE, who is a much better bassist and keyboard player than MIKE THE COOL ONE's Crazy Cousin, Bri.

Person One:"0:35 MIKE THE COOL ONE SINGS!"
Person Two:"GUITAR SOLO 0:57"
MIKE THE COOL ONE:"God Bless America, that's how we Roll"

by Brian Wilson, Super Genius June 28, 2020

cool

the way typical white person decribes everything

that bird choking is so cool says joe

by xXjArInXx May 15, 2016

im cool

Something that stupid people say after doing something stupid.

"Im cool, Im cool," Jeff said after falling into a snowbank.

by enterthedavid March 3, 2005

The Cool Zone

A time in history where it's cool to learn about, but was total shit to live through.

"Have you seen the historical stuff that's been happening in the news recently?"
"Yep, we're definitely living in The Cool Zone, this shit sucks man."

by CYA59 May 29, 2020

cuz I'm cool like that

frequently said phrase that is spreading like wildfire. It's a very witty answer to any question needing an explanation for an action.

Often ends in "yo." fora a cooler effect.

Confused Person:"Hey, why the hell are you doing that?!"

Cool Person: "Cuz, I'm cool like that, yo."

by Pink Phox February 26, 2005