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Clit commando

A lesbian or guy thats really good at frigging off a chick or a chick who pleasures herself alot.
person a: is she a leso?

person b: yup she's a clit commando!
by shitshelf March 26, 2009
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COBRA COMMAND

A SECRET organazation whos president is Chuck Norris Its Vice president is ross and its ceo is stephen
and jo is a random member
stephen: cobra
jo: (stands)
teacher: (doesnt notice)
stephen and jo: cobra command
by cobra people November 4, 2008
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commander and queef

I could hear your queef from the 3rd floor. You're the Commander and Queef!
by Asumedzulu August 21, 2015
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commando

synonym to "tries to hard in pubs"
pregame allstar
by Anonymous July 1, 2003
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Commander Jackoff

Taken from Ensign/Commander Checkov from the original Star Trek. Used to describe someone that masturbates a lot, because Checkov sounded a lot like Jackovv, which is now Jackoff.
Commander Jackoff likes to ride the Blunder Bus!
by Downvoting Victim April 8, 2006
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Keyboard Commando

Rationality says:
Capt. Commando: "How about you take your fuckin keybord an shuv it up your fucking asss you fucking faggot fuckfaced fucking cuntsmear! I'll fucking kick your ass, bitch!"
Just try it fucker. Come on... I dare you.
by Den-bot February 13, 2005
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commando

The most awesomely cool person in the whole entire world~!
Hey Commando! U r so cool!
by MandaMonkee May 31, 2004
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