colon shifter

The mechanism by which Nitro Lew shifts his car. Involves inserting special modified shift knob into rectum.

Nitro Lew sure is slow to change gears, maybe if he could power shift with the colon shifter he would be half fast.

by Teddy April 10, 2005

The Colonel's Creampie

The Colonel's Creampie ranks up there in the pantheon of ultimate fast food. It’s a sandwich made from a KFC double down and a macaroni side salad. You put an entire macaroni salad inside the double down sandwich. It’s a creative manipulation of existing menu items, and is sure to tantalize your taste buds: It’s a sandwich that’s more than the sum of its parts.

Employee: Welcome to KFC may I take your order?
Customer: Ummm, can I get The Colonel's Creampie?

Order Display Screen
1 DB DWN
1 MAC SLD

by supa skites November 3, 2010

strollin' for colon

Looking for a piece of ass, if you're a 'Mo

"Hey Bruce, lets go strollin' for colon"

by Jebi Se June 28, 2007

Pulling A Collin

Pulling A Collin, means to do push-ups in front of any girl you see, and make a fool out of yourself. Basically, it is a way to fuck up entirely on talking to women and you do all the wrong moves on talking to a woman.

Tony: “Dude, did you see what Collin was doing in front of Lexi?”
Thomas: “He was Pulling A Collin.”
Tony: “He needs to stop pulling a collin, if he keeps doing that he’ll never get a girl.”

by BigBoyCubanShit February 16, 2020

a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society

The worst of the worst, when it comes to social position. Bottom rung. Underneath the barrel. Complete and utter lack of inter-personal skills.

"That poor fucker's a puss-filled cyst in the colon of society."

by Kron' May 19, 2008

Colon+crockpot

Colon crockpot describes a filthy crap crusted port a pot or restroom

"I really had to drop a deuce at the concert but I could not stand the smell of the colon+crockpot."

How were the restrooms at the truck stop?
It was a real colon+crockpot

by Buddah61 August 29, 2016

Collingwoods

Literally 'testicles' but specifically relating to a display of testicular fortitude on the sports pitch. Named after England cricketer Paul Collingwood following an epic century against South Africa.

"Jeez, he's shown a lot of guts out there today - that guy must have massive Collingwoods"

by Bladesmax February 4, 2009