cold motorhoming

Parking a cold face into a busty woman's cleavage. No motion or noise is required unlike motorboating.

While waiting in a line to a club when it's cold outside...
Girl: My boobs are cold, why did I wear such a low cut shirt?
Boy: My face is cold
Girl: We could be cold motorhoming instead of complaining

by Adam D. Matthews February 21, 2013

Cold Math

An expression that defines ruthless aspect of a detrimental/decaying state.

Blood loss is a cold math. The more blood you lose, the weaker you get making it more difficult to get help.

by The Dour Reaper October 15, 2013

Cold Pillow

When a person or thing feels extremely good.

"Yo, that herb is hella cold pillow." "I cant get up this couch is too cold pillow." "The other side of the pillow is super cold pillow."

by crantron March 18, 2015

cody boggs

Some white trash motherfucker who punched a cop and went to jail for it.

bro i was talking to a cop and i almost went all cody boggs on his ass

by 1243522 May 14, 2015

Codyed

The act of getting so drunk you believe that you are in Vietnam and crawl on the floor

On New Years eve I got so codyed.

by Poonslayercash January 7, 2015

cold bone creamery

The act of fellatiating with the subject's favorite ice cream sundae ingredients already in the mouth. Resulting in a delicious, yet customized mess upon ejaculate completion.

Her cold bone creamery was cold, but tasty and worth it!

by SkeeterSquat January 10, 2016

Coldcrow

A person who gets really drunk, jerks off to internet porn, and passes out at his desk.

Wow, Joe needs to lay off the sauce. He pulled a coldcrow last night.

by smitty4u July 22, 2016