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Blind Man Choker

when a man places one testicle on each eyeball and his penis in her mouth, this is difficult to do unless the man has a rather large sac and the girl has a low self-esteem.
Dude! I totally gave my ex a Blind Man Choker last night! She totally deserved it!
by Chubert October 25, 2010
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The Triangle Choker

When one sexual partner performs the jiu jitsu move ‘the triangle choke’ by wrapping their legs tightly around the neck of the other partner, aggressively headlocking them with their legs and feet, then proceeding to fling the partner into the bed where they continue to have very rough and violent sex
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Derek: ‘hey man, how was last night with Ivy?’
Rodriguez: ‘it was amazing! She let me do the Triangle Choker on her! It was heaven’
by Smexybeast69 June 14, 2018
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skegness salt chucker

A term which is used to describe someone who jacks off into their hand until they blow their load and then sling it into an unsuspecting persons face.
Serena: I was at a party last night when I walked into a bedroom and Ronald was there beating his meat
Celine: Wow Ronald actually did that?
Serena: Yes it didn’t end there though, he did the Skegness Salt Chucker on me and it was all in my freshly done hair.
by jallopinabottle May 31, 2020
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Daniel the Cocker Spaniel

A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place

Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
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Example of the penis or the love length in slang when your having a penis names battle
She couldn't wait to get me home to play with my "single handed pump action yogurt chucker
by Few good men January 17, 2017
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cocker

A slang term for the Autococker Paintball gun.
Will you use your new cocker in the next game?

No I will use the old cocker, cuz the new one inst ready.
by Hi January 4, 2004
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Checker

term for cool, or if you wanna sound cool calling sumthing cool
Man Those hats are so checker!
by Cay May 21, 2005
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