Cubicle Carstop

The intense traffic jam experienced when an office-wide meeting calls everyone out of their cubicle and funnels them into the same meeting room.

Most often used by The Man to further the goals of The Establishment by wasting precious time.

The meeting was scheduled to start at 6:15, but Cubicle Carstop kept it from beginning until 7.

by The Real Life Roach October 13, 2010

involuntary charity

when someone has overpaid for goods or services but lacked to dispute the deal due to the fact that the other person is poor

John: This broke ass repair man just charged me three times the amount to fix my ac! I wanted to bitch, but i know he has a bunch of kids...

Charlie: Sounds like you have been a victim of involuntary charity.

by homies.house June 14, 2011

veronica charlton

Smart, easy on the eyes, a bit corky but easy to get along with. She knows what she wants, and is outspoken. She is beautiful inside and out. She will make you laugh from the minute you meet her. She loves to make people happy, she is happy because you are happy.

If you ever meet Veronica Charlton you will be addicted to her precence.

by King of Everything Holyyyyyyyy November 1, 2013

British Charity

'British Charity' - Something that is unsolicited and claimed to be done charitably for the benefit of someone else, but is actually done forcefully with a self-serving motive for one's own good. A sham born out of a need to feel self-righteous to ease one's conscience even while performing an act of pure greed and self-interest at the cost of another. And an act that causes one to feel smug and proud for paying a penny in the process of stealing a pound from another person.

George: Did Britain truly make India free because its leaders went through an inner spiritual awakenning that colonialism was unrighteous?

Ram: No it was a case of British Charity!

by DharmaKarma June 24, 2016

Kentucky Chapstick

When you cum into a candle and then use the resulting wax mixture as a lip balm.

Girl, your lips look cracked. You want some Kentucky Chapstick?

by edwardcopplepot January 8, 2017

blind charity

Giving money to people you don't know, for a cause that probably doesn't exist.

I.e. "Help me save my dog," "I need money for gas," "My child is in the hospital"

Random Stranger: "My child is in the hospital, please help me raise money for him/her"
Me: "Have any pictures of this child?"
Stranger: "Not on me"
Me: "Right... I'm not one for blind charity"

by johnydelux1 May 20, 2018

brett charlton

Brett Charlton is a type of kid who loves and appreciates his dad so much he would do anything for him.

Lately I want to be a Brett Charlton. Because I don’t think I show my love and affection to my dad as much as I wish I could.

by Hollow Pipe February 27, 2019