Catholic Soda

Beer

Think I am going to head down to the parish festival and crush a couple Catholic sodas tonight.

by PeterSandwich October 13, 2023

Ss John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School

A high school in East Lancashire, England, and is run by an evil witch and her evil accomplice, which sadly can not be named due to urban dictionary rules and guidance, however the evil witch and her accomplice has a reputation for causing the staff to run away in fear and quit their jobs. The school is basically a prison, with having more security fences built around the school, which is bad for students but good if you want to turn it into a military outpost; when you realise the high school is catholic, you do understand why the priests might want to contain the students.

Person 1: Have you hears of SS John Fisher and Thomas More Roman Catholic High School.
Person 2: Yeah, be aware of the teacher who confiscates your MacDonald chicken nuggets, he has a reputation of throwing books at students.

by Masterg1 November 14, 2023

Jews vs Catholics

A variation of Freeze tag where three people play as children one person a rabbi and one person a priest. The priest molests the children making them freeze, the rabbi unfreezes them and the children have try not to get molested

Jews vs Catholics was my favorite game growing up

by Funny ape June 27, 2022

Carmel catholic urinal

Not tryna be weird, but why are they smelly. The deal with them, mostly 500 bathroom, is that everyone uses them. It’s the most common bathroom, but 100 is ok too. It’s a combination of piss build up cause nobody properly cleans them, and also those few who shit in the bathroom at school. A lot of people don’t, but some people do. Like in the toilet. But there has been shit in the urinals. 1 from Oscar, 2 from Mr Franklin when he couldn’t hold it in, and around 15 or 20 mini shits from freshmen. But overall, the urinals are smelly and unclean. Pee at home if you can, because there’s also probably herpes and gonorrhea in the air by the urinals from people.

Bro i need to shit rn
Go quick before you can’t make it and go in the Carmel catholic urinal

by ccanonymous January 28, 2025

Good Catholic Boys

1. A group of young men who constantly journey towards taking back the Holy Land.

2. A group of young men who love each other but aren't gay. They said, "no homo, but I love you guys."
3. Idiots who have fun together in a Catholic manner.

The Good Catholic Boys threw an awesome party with the peacocks and Kimmy.

by GCB9 December 3, 2017

Trinity Catholic High School

A school full of nitties and Essex bitches. Only a few calm guys that really make money but most man force the badness. You will find well respected nitties in this school like kyja and tyrell. Overall this school is really fucked but you’ll enjoy your time here.

Person 1: yo what school do you go g?
Person 2: Trinity Catholic High School my guy
Person 1: omds say swear you must be a nitty faggot

by Trapcash15 November 28, 2021

At Joseph’s catholic college

St Joseph’s is shit.You learn nothing there.Around 99.9% of the girls pretend to like each other but then go talk shit about each other behind there backs.Toilets are proper rank.If you want your mental health to be destroyed then I recommend going here cheers

At Joseph’s catholic college is not good

by IMNOTFUCKING10 July 6, 2021