Captain America

big buff patriotic roid-monkey from the 40’s

The Roid Monkey could be Captain America

by JesusInAVan September 28, 2020

Captain Mike

A mythical legend that lives in the highlands of Everts.He has a son who he beats everyday.

Captain mike was beating Landon, Landon was very happy

by Brady_gross September 23, 2020

Sub Captain

A guy who bangs alot of fat chicks and thusly ''Racks up tonage'' like a sub captain from WW2. Sometimes a dance is involved, in whick you do the ''Sonar Sweep" the "parascope" and the "torpedo".

Nixon was at the Bar last night Subcaptaining like a champion.

Nixon is racking up tonage like a Sub Captain.

by Steamy-Ray-Vaughn January 6, 2012

Captain Kidd

Indie-pop/Alternative Dance band made up of 5 Ohio State University students originally hailing from the Cleveland area. Best known for their song "Freaky Love", and the accompanying video.

Person 1: "Have you heard of Captain Kidd?"
Person 2: "Didn't they play welcome week this year?"
Person 1: "Yes and they are a bunch of cool dudes, I'm a fan."

by thenextoprah January 24, 2015

captain crispy

The leader of people who just get a little too toasted all the time. Typically wook like.

Captain Crispy is always so fuckin high, he seems to be burnt out

by Autterbox January 18, 2017

captain smooth

one who partakes in smoothness on a daily basis; pimpin' hoes in addition to coppin' that pam. In every situation he does the smoothest thing possible. ALWAYS. life of the party. favorite among the chicks.

have you seen Gregory Yarnellovic lately? Definition of captain smooth!

by dirty Qtip April 28, 2011

Captain China

The Captain of any team who personally doesn't do any work. Usually named Larry or something

Lad 1: Did you see Captain China over there doing work?
Lad 2: I don't think he's done work in 4 years and he surely isn't doing anything now.

by Penisass3465 March 30, 2019