Caleb Roeder is the type of kid to stay at home and do nothing with his life.
He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis
He usually doesn't hang out with "Friends" because he doesn't have any
He only goes outside to play pokemon go and only goes to partys when his mom makes him.
Freshmen in highschool
Has small penis
by Kylee Sanders is dumb June 7, 2017
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person 1: Who's that?
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.
person 2: It's just Caleb Brown.
person 1: He's STICC, what does he eat?
person 2: Saltines with milk.
by 84975 January 21, 2018
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Caleb is a beaver.
by EggRoll420 February 18, 2019
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