Human Speed Bump 

A football player (usually a lineman) who gets beaten, humiliated, & knocked to the ground on every play.

The pass rushers are treating that Offensive Lineman like a Human Speed Bump on their way to the Quarterback.

Human Speed Bump by slice60 February 22, 2008

junk bump 

When a girl intentionally bumps up against a guy's junk either to check out his package or see if she can get a rise. Supposed to seem accidental or not be noticed at all like she did so unintentionally.

After she "junk bumped" him, she discovered right away that he found her attractive.

junk bump by Teera February 11, 2007

boner bump 

When you're at a concert and the crowds really pumped, then the guy behind you pokes/grazes your back with his boner.

"That guy totally boner bumped me"
Awkward...

boner bump by That's nasty man March 17, 2009

jew-bump 

The bump that Jewish people have on their noes that makes it huge.

Wow, look at that Jew-bump, even without the Yam-aka, you can tell he's a Jew.

jew-bump by rhaller09 May 16, 2010

cunt bump 

When you score in a game and you do a cunt bump..like a chest bump

A cunt bump is Like a chest bump but with vaginas

cunt bump by jennyjennylang April 14, 2014

Broccoli Bump 

1 (n.)- a female who has a crazy vagina, that has pubic hair resembling a broccoli material. it does not have to have crazy STDs or any other kind of diseases.

2. - wolf pussy

3. (v.) - two crazy ass vaginas bumping against each other which and/or a hot pocket will occur.

Syn.- refer to "hot pocket"

Wow, they're really broccoli bumping hardcore!

Corbin Bleu's hair resembles a broccoli bump

Why is my girlfriend broccoli bumping with another girl?!?!

Broccoli Bump by RoGeMarMat March 30, 2009

snuggie bump 

The act of two people chest bumping while wearing snuggies.

"Man that shit was funny!"
both people snuggie bump

(a.k.a chest bump while wearing their desired color of snuggie)

snuggie bump by MAlsh September 5, 2010