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Buffted

Man all this working out is getting me really BUFFTED !
by david 29 April 5, 2009
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buffer food

A meal prepared in such a way that its presentation and/or appearance will generate its own conversation, thereby eliminating awkward communication among incompatible guests.
Imma fix a series of buffer food courses for tomorrow night's dinner party, and hoping like hell that people will focus on the food instead of pushing each other's buttons.
by pfon November 28, 2012
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Buffellatio

The act of oral sex with hot sauce, or remnants from a spicy meal, in the mouth of the giver.
I delivered her hot wings, she ate a few, and she enjoyed them so much that she tipped me with Buffellatio.
by Boston Comic Mike October 22, 2013
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Buffering Balls

Blue balls as the result of your slow internet connection while watching porn and masturbating.
Damn, I lost my wifi last night and I got the worst case of buffering balls.
by joemanshowman September 3, 2015
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buffet anxiety performance

when a fat bastard who can usually polish off food like a walrus, gets anxiety performance at a buffet, and cant get past the first two plates without exhausting himself/herself.
Andy went to the treasure island buffet in vegas, and suffered from buffet anxiety performance (BAP). he had one plate and was rooted, and couldn't get anymore in. he felt completely ripped off.
by kernelab January 15, 2016
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buffer

/'buh-fah/
noun.
1. A person who takes unnecessarily long to say/explain something.
Stop being such a buffer and just say what you want to say!
by The_N[]RM May 29, 2017
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buffer mouns

by Thetrumpdrumf January 16, 2021
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