Ashlyn Bruce

A morbidly obese man who cannot see his own feet

Ashlyn Bruce

by DB318 June 9, 2021

Brucing

The act of dickriding somebody so bad to the point of no return.

Person 1: damn he looks good today he gets hella bitches probably.

Person 2: My god you are really brucing him so bad right now.

by Drewscog April 18, 2024

Bruce Cook

Bruce Cook is a Nitro Circus member who lost the use of his legs during a daring stunt in 2014. On his modified Freestyle Motocross dirtbike, Cook attempted a double front flip, in which the rider has no control of under or over-rotation. Cook under-rotated, landing on his rear wheel and sliding off of the back of his seat. Cook broke his lower back and nearly severed his spinal cord entirely. After recovery, he now rides a modified bike, the same on that nearly killed him, but it has metal bars all over it to hold his lower half in place while he backflips at every show.

Guy 1: It's a shame what happened to Bruce Cook
Guy 2: He still stunts though, it's so cool!!

by MXfanatic October 8, 2020

Bruce Rahman

An absolute stud renowned for his nonchalant and charming persona. His aura and testosterone levels exceed the average amount.

He is also known as the man who re-established the BBC motoring programme Top Gear, even hosting specials on Mars with his ripped father.

Many regard Bruce as Brad Pitt’s lookalike, except he pulls 10 times more hoes with his massive wang and can lift 30kg more on a bench press.

“He’s not quite Jeremy Clarkson but he can do a bloody good job at hosting Top Gear, don’t you think?”
“Clarkson would bug out on the flight to Mars without his cigarettes. Bruce Rahman on top.”

by BruceRahmanFANPAGE4 June 9, 2024

Bruce

you know Bruce actually means a thick brushwood tree or a cigarette in British slang

I saw a bruce tree in the distance.
He smoked a bruce.

by Pseofeonom March 12, 2021

little Bruce

Someone who is not little at all. He is actually tall af!

Wow! Who is that tall guy over there?

Oh it’s little Bruce!

by Catluvr_69 October 4, 2022

Bruceful

The exact opposite of Bruceless. A person who is totally capapble of doing any job in the workforce, and is well respected as a worker

Man 1: "Quit being Bruceless and make yourself Bruceful"
Man 2: "Right away sir."
*Hours later*
Man 2: " I finished with every task that you gave me"
Man 1: " That's the way to be Bruceful

by Bruceful December 12, 2008