Brad

Brad, short for Bradley is an average white male with little to zero life ambition. A red neck, snuff chewing chest puffed cock. Poor hygene, undergroomed facial hair, bad teeth and style. Hairy. Doesnt have much to say and socially awkward. Likes to present himself as more than he is or does, lack of confidence. Boastful. Acts like an outstanding person and captain save america but has no morals or hesitation in breaking the rules.

Brad is a know it all

Brad is a law breaker

by kandidlybrutal June 29, 2018

Brad

A Brad is the classic wannabe-Chad fuckboy.

A B-stringer who can't score many girls, and if he does he's settling big time compared to what he was aiming for.

He doesn't care about the girls he's with, and basically just straight up lies to them to try and get in their pants or get them plastered to make them (in his mind) "easier."

"A Brad is someone I'd punch if a girl wanted me to."

by AH73 July 21, 2020

brad

fat fat fat fat fat fat fatf atf atfatafat doesnt know when he is in the wrong very dumb does not think could be gay to pussy to tell

p2 : brad is fat and possible gay
p1: yeah lol i am gearge ooga booga

by johnsmith443 August 25, 2020

Brad

A guy who sucks dick at Rocket League

That dude’s such a Brad. He’s a bronze 1.

by BetterThanBradAtRL October 22, 2019

Pulling A Brad

When a man swims in too much poon. He has way to many girl ''friends''. Is a dick.

"Wow I wish I was Brad, he has so many women around, he's like Brad Pitt but more women."
"Yeah he has way too much poon for Pulling a Brad''

by Fart Chugger69 December 29, 2020

Brad Dull

A person who is an annoying pretentious cunt, who is truly charmless.

Person One: I ran into my old toxic boyfriend yesterday.
Person Two: Which one?
Person One: The most recent one, he's such a Brad Dull.

by TheDeadYeti January 16, 2025

Brad luck

The extremely bad luck that tends to follow around Brads and Bradleys. Known to cause ripped condoms, pregnancy scares, small penises, sex with ugly chicks, DUIs, and other comically unfortunate situations.

Guy 1: Dude my condom broke again last night, had to buy a morning after pill.

Guy 2: Hahaha, you have such brad luck!!!

by Lando Caljizzian November 13, 2012