Chad : Damn girl you look so fine in that lingerie!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend is going to buy It for me.
Chad : (sniff) Mmm! Damn girl your hair smells so fine!
Josie : Uh thanks my Boyfriend buy's me expensive shampoo and washes it for me!
Chad : Mmmm! Damn girl you have such soft breast's and Mmmm look at that pussy!
Josie : GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME ONLY MY BOYFRIEND CAN TOUCH ME!
Chad : Ok fine so are you and this so called Boyfriend of your's really serious?
Josie : I don't know why don't you ask him he's standing behind you with a big shovel!
Chad : (WACK) Uhh Uhh Uhh JESUS CHRIST!!!
Josie : Thanks baby your the best Boyfriend ever!
Jason : No problem Mmmm do you need some help removing that lingerie?
Josie : Why yes cause that's what a Boyfriend is supposed to do!
Steve : Help! Help! My Boyfriend is bleeding!!!
Jason : Oh just pee on him he will be fine! (LOL)
Steve : Right Ahhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhh!
Chad : WHAT THE FUCK GOD DAMN'T STEVE QUIT PEEING ON ME!
Steve : Oh baby im glad your ok Thank God my Boyfriend is ok!
Chad : Hey Jason hand me that shovel!
by SlopNChop April 24, 2019
Get the Boyfriend mug.by Antipodean Anarchist March 9, 2011
Get the Thai boyfriend mug.An individual that you have a crush on and you creep on in the cafeteria. The Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend cannot know that you're crushing on them.
by Cafeteria October 24, 2008
Get the Cafeteria Girlfriend/Boyfriend mug.You may ask, what is a crappy boyfriend? HHMmmmm well hopefully you wouldnt know because you haven't had a crappy boyfriend before. This is a boyfriend who wont make the first move, one who wont talk to you, one you doesnt say hi when you walk past them, one who wont hug you (if you have a crappy boyfriend a long hug sounds good).
1)One who sees you and walks by you and doesnt say hi, or even act as if you exist.
2)Some bitch that NEEDS to be DUMPED!
This is a crappy boyfriend
2)Some bitch that NEEDS to be DUMPED!
This is a crappy boyfriend
by LLamma buTT March 13, 2009
Get the crappy boyfriend mug.The Art Of Going Up To A Randomer And Reading Off Of A Card "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?".
Jamie Said To A Random Person "Hello, My Name Is Boofle.. Can I Come Home With You?" Stranger Replied "Yes." Jamie Just Tried Boofleing And Successfully 'Boofled'
by KynanKryptonite August 2, 2008
Get the Boofleing mug.Bob:Did you say something?
David:I didn't say a damn thing you BOWFLEX GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Just shut up and keep drinking.
David:I didn't say a damn thing you BOWFLEX GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Just shut up and keep drinking.
by Dad's Apartment September 1, 2010
Get the Bowflex Granny mug.