cap your bottle 

zip your pants, pull up your skirt. think dirty, or not.

person1: *just got out of the ladies/men*
person1: * forgot to zip* hey.
friend1: hey! cap your bottle!
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lady to molester: pls cap your bottle. im not available.

cap your bottle by lieny December 26, 2008

dick in a bottle 

Drinking alcohol till the point you can't get hard/ get it up.

I went home with that girl last night but all that patron gave me instant dick in a bottle

dick in a bottle by D-Soul January 8, 2012

Hard Times Bottle 

A 50mL bottle of liquor (Airplane Bottle) that is about a shot.

Save this bottle until you have no money and no other way to support your alcoholism. Hard times are ahead.

Jim has been out of a job for a couple of years now. He can only afford to go to the liquor store and get a couple of hard times bottles at a time now. Jim should start panhandling so he can get a whole fifth.

Hard Times Bottle by AceP December 10, 2012

two [Pepsis] in one bottle 

An overly bubbly or dramatic person; one who is highly energetic.

"She is just two Pepsis in one bottle."

Wow - she was talking a mile a minute!
Yeah, she's two Pepsis in one bottle.

two [Pepsis] in one bottle by xcv123 December 13, 2014

pussy in a bottle

Someone who is whipped by their partner, specifically girlfriend and they are trapped in that relationship

Omg he's such a pussy in a bottle

pussy in a bottle by Shake that booty July 12, 2016

sit on a wine bottle 

When you're annoyed at someone, and you want them to shove the neck of a wine bottle up their butt so they feel pain and misery

"Go sit on a wine bottle, Mary"

sit on a wine bottle by gbaby02 May 31, 2016

on the bottle 

"Are you on the bottle?" means "Are you drunk?"/"Have you been drinking?" in British English.

John: I think my team is gonna win the trophy this year.
Geoff: Are you on the bottle? They're bottom of the league, they'll never win!

on the bottle by JackSht December 27, 2016