blowing snow

When a man ejacualtes onto a table in a straight line, then the female snorts the jizz

after doing the florida sloth insertion she started blowin snow

by French Bouvire and the three blind mice May 13, 2005

Blowing up

used to describe present state of extreme emotion, ie, anger, happiness, excitement, frusturation, joy, etc.

"I have no more weed! I''m blowing up!"

"This is such good food - i'm blowing up!"

"I can't wait until woodford, i'm blowing up!"

"How's jim since rachael dumped him?

he's blowing up"

by shaka12 July 8, 2009

dual boxing

A man involved in a threesome with two women.

"Man, last night I met these two chicks and ended up dual boxing them!"

by Propyl April 22, 2009

Blouin

useless, pointless, unnecessary

Communications class is a Blouin class. Who the hell majors in it?

by Denis Pederson April 13, 2010

blowing air up my ass

Similar to the phrase "Blowing smoke up my ass" but telling a person a lie to avoid telling the truth. This is especially done when caught in the wrong or other compromising positions.

"Jim caught his wife with another man at McDonalds; they were holding hands and everything!"
"Really, what happened?"
"Well she started trying to say the guy was just a friend"
"Seriously?"
"yep, I heard Jim kicked her ass to the curb, now she's staying with her 'friend' at his place."
"Man doesn't that beat all."
"Yes sir. I don't know how he's handling it so well... I would kill my wife if she was cheating on me, and then tried Blowing Air Up My Ass."

by wisemanoncesaid January 24, 2014

mind-blowingly-awesome

That kind of awesome where it feels like your brain is trying to explode out of your skull.

Pete: How do you like that hotdog Guy?
Guy: It's mind-blowingly-awesome Pete!
Pete: What's that leaking out of your ears?

by futurejohn May 23, 2014

blowing Chunks

to throw up violently in a bathroom stall

to give oral to some boy named Chunks

I was blowing chunks the day i got sick

Oh my god! She's blowing Chunks!

by um... not Bridget... May 9, 2005