Bible Bitching

An abhorrent, obnoxious alternative to "Bible Thumping", Bible Bitching is used against non-christians to preach about how they are going to hell. Despite this, Bible Bitches are commonly known to masturbate to fictional anthropomorphic characters in homo-erotic situations.

"You're going to Hell, Mark! All you do is do drugs and fuck whores!"
"Stop Bible Bitching, nigga. Yo ass jack off to furry shit."

by Charles Kramer May 10, 2022

The Bible

1. A work of ancient middle eastern fairytales.
2. The Britney Spears Album also called Blackout.

Person A: I read the bible today
Person B: Omg I love that album
Person A: ?????

by Underwater Basket Weaving October 13, 2022

Holy Bible

Slang for Pistol

Yo! grab the Holy Bible, I’m about to bless this nigga.

by ThaParks December 16, 2021

bible

an ancient novel full of murder, corruption, slavery, homophobia, beastiality, incest and cruelty. it is often read to young children on a sunday.

Parent: come on kid, we're going to study the bible.
Kid: don't you mean that moldy old book that tells lies?
Parent: yes! praise jesus!

by jesus is in us all....~ December 20, 2021

Vocal bible

Vocal bible

#vocal bible

by Bebe2017 December 24, 2021

Bible

10 sheets of acid.

10 tabs is a strip 10 strips is a sheet.

— Why is Jake in the psychiatric ward?

— He ate a whole Bible

by Aarrowassassin April 20, 2022

Rusty Bible

Cutting a hole in a bible and fucking it until your dick bleeds. Once you finish your cum and blood dry on the bible leaving a “Rusty” film

I was mad at my priest so I turned his bible into a “Rusty Bible”

by Mikey boi grokowski November 20, 2021