best practice

You're an idiot if you're not doing at least that

Every idiot knows that less form fields is a best practice

by mrB2B May 28, 2018

Best Buy

A huge electronics store with two employees on the floor who are not cashiers. The two employees will keep at least a 50 foot buffer between themselves and any customer at all times. They will studiously avoid eye contact. If you find the item you are looking for, it will always cost 10X as much as it does on amazon- that is in no way an exaggeration. If you foolishly decide to push on with your purchase, you will first have to navigate a 300 yard long single path labyrinth of garbage impulse buy items. Be sure to take a water bottle and use the restroom before entering. These items can range from the worst (yet still overpriced) generic usb cord ever made, to expired corn nuts. When you do make it to the cashier, you will be pressured relentlessly to purchase an “extended warranty” on whatever you are buying- even if it is just the aforementioned corn nuts. The intense pressure to purchase said warranty will be interminable. It will be worse than the “coffee is for closers” scene in Glen Gary Glen Ross. If you survive this, you will be given a 6 foot long receipt in case you need to “return” the item(s). Return is in quotes as it is purely hypothetical, No one in recorded history has ever succesfully returned an item to Best Buy.

Bob: Hey, where should we hang out tonight?
Sally: I was thinking either Best Buy or the sixth circle of Hell.
Bob: OK, Hell it is!

by Kickolaus Nage October 8, 2021

Best friend

A best friend is someone you can depend on and you trust. Someone who will always have your back. Someone that you always have fun with. Someone that makes you smile. Those people are cameron ,grace,Dylan ,rylee, Wynn,Katie v ,Nikki, ella,ford,elle,Hailey,mae,andsophie

Love y’all wonder if you will ever see this lol 💕💕

“Your my best friend” “your mine too” “I am at your house like 24/7”

by Ainsley Alexander July 18, 2018

Best Friend

Someone who you trust with your heart and soul, and is always there for you when ever you need them no matter what and is there for you when ever you need them. You see each other so often talk so much and laugh cry argue love lots but sometimes there's times when u want to rip each other's hair out because there so dam annoying but sometimes u want to give them a big hug

My best friend is better then yours

by It's me mia c November 12, 2017

Best Friend

A best friend is a promise not a label

See that girl/boy right there...that’s my best friend

by honesTEA15 February 25, 2019

best buy

best buy is a sexuality where someone will refuse to date a super straight,

(some know as best BI)

Person 1: you’re kinda cute wanna go out?
Person 2: whats your sexuality?
Person 1: Super straight.
Person 2: sorry im bi but im also best buy so i dont date super straights

Person 1: FU-

by xobabyomi March 13, 2021

Best Friend

Someone who cares like a mom, scolds like a dad, teases like a sister, irritates like a brother, and loves more than a lover.

Kid 1: oh look, it's my best friend.

Kid 2: oh cool.

by Mrs. McShizzle April 8, 2020