chums before bums

The gay version of bros before hoes and sisters before misters. Used regardless of position preference.

Scott: "Yo, poker this evening. Up for it?"
Arnold: "Nah, gonna get me some Derek this evening."
Scott: "Chums before bums, bro."
Arnold: "This great and completely valid argument has fundamentallly changed my world view, so I shall come to this poker game of thine!"

by DarkTemple June 23, 2017

I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

date before mate

Olivia is ring it’s mate before date

Olivia I can’t go out with you cause Logan date before mate

by Mryourrong January 4, 2018

Sack em before you shack em

Fucking someone, usually a unattractive person, in the dark or even with a bag over their head.

Damn Cleth is pretty ugly,but I kinda wanna fuk him,well ya know sack em before you shack em.

by Raduck September 1, 2016

drink before you sink

Take a drink of some water or your chosen liquid. Drink you sink your cone!

Blue dream guy: "I'm going to absolutely demolish this cone".
Cewpins: "Drink before you sink!"

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her

when a girl is crazy over a man

“he cheated on her and she keeps going back”

Reply :”Yh he must had put crack on his dick before he fucked her”

by KT_2x September 28, 2023

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023