Bed Jelly

When you ejaculate in your bed and forget to clean it up the day later

Sorry for making you clean up my bed jelly

by Reilly gosling March 3, 2019

Bed Jelly

A substance that’s in your bed

I walked in on my mom cleaning up some bed jelly

by Bed Jelly March 3, 2019

Bed Bug

Someone who is addicted to their bed. Typically a person suffering from depression.

Look at mark, he is such a bed bug.

by JJJJJJJJJJJJJJ69 August 30, 2019

weird bed

When you sleep and feel tingley a five year old wrote this ;)

Well how do you feel in a weird bed with weird people

by THE KINDERGANER September 22, 2017

bed art

In a term of fucking the opposite sex while wearing body paint

"Hey baby u wanna do bed art tonight."

by Deathnote2002 July 8, 2017

Frat Bed

A bed of beers made by a Frat boy or a Frat girl. For example after drinks 50 beers or more, the said Frat boy/girl will pass out on top of the bed and sleep until noon the next day.

Guy 1: "how did i get here?"
Guy 2: " you made a Frat Bed and passed out."

by After Life Definer July 3, 2017

shiite the bed

The act of screwing up Middle East relationships.

When his Muslim travel ban was overturned, Donald Trump shiite the bed .

by tirtle November 24, 2017