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Bat-Span

When a dude grabs his balls in each hand and stretches his scrotum up and out to the sides intending to replicate a bat stretching out its wings. The stretched out scrotum represents the wings and the head of the penis represents the head of the bat. Much like in nature, the bigger the wings the more impressive the Bat-Span! (Best results after a hot bath or hot-tubbing)
(Showing off to Girlfriend) Babe! Check out my Bat-Span!
by SpicyBry January 26, 2022
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Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".
"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"
by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016
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Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
by Gt420tx July 29, 2018
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City Bat

Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!
by skin-e-g July 8, 2016
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Fruit Bat

Slang for a Narcissistic person. May look super cute and fuzzy but turns out they are a sneaky creature of the night that lives to flit from one place to another sucking the sweetness out of everything they get too close to.
That guy is a total Fruit Bat. He's hairy and cute but he sucks the sweetness out of every woman he's ever been with then flies on to the next one. Total narcissist.
by dreamie09 August 22, 2022
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The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021
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bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.
Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
by Haldee March 19, 2017
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