Shooting a fish in a barrel

something that is not easy to do, despite many people saying it is. it's not. I've fucking tried.

Dumbass : that's as easy as shooting a fish in a barrel
Me : THATS NOT EASY!

by [[>RobozombieRofl<]] June 15, 2009

barrel

oil burning pipe; crystal meth

Do u got a barrel?; Lets smoke sum barrel

by inland empire spinners April 10, 2009

double barrel

To take a drink through two straws- preferably using a straw designated to your drink-mate.

Ellen: (Begins to sip through both straws)
Joel: Ah, double barrel!

by Ellen of Bad News March 12, 2006

in the barrel

A popular passtime for Northerners during the late 19th Centuary.
A barrel would be placed in a public place with a selection of holes in it at different heights. The contents of the barrel would normally be a petty criminal who would have to spend a period of time "in the barrel".
Local men would visit the barrel and insert their manhoods into the holes of the barrel until the petty criminal had performed an oral sex act on them.

Judge - "Mr Lock you have been found guilty of the theft of a loaf of bread, do you have anything further to say?"

Mr Lock "Eh up t'honour I was jost a bit t'hungry"

Judge "that is no excuse! Guards take him forth from here and place him IN THE BARREL for 7 days and nights"

by TheDogboy February 27, 2008

double-barrel

Used to describe a large, ugly chick. If one came after you you'd have to shoot her with both barrels of a shotgun to save yourself.

The party was pretty cool, but was filled with double-barrels.

by DJGrizz September 26, 2006

double barrel

a double-barrelled word.

The word ‘apparent’ is a double barrel. It could mean either ‘clear’ or ‘seeming’.

by uttam maharjan August 22, 2012

Double Barreled Hangover

A hangover of epic proportions resulting in vomiting and shitting yourself at the same time.

I drank so much last night I had a double barreled hangover this morning.

by xGeevesx March 8, 2011