by Sweet Cheeks the og June 8, 2023
A person who is so annoying that you have no words and all you can think about is there hair and how it looks like an eaten mango
by sxesdh;jsdivjdf March 11, 2023
When a sick and twisted individual shaves his head and eyebrows and proceeds to give the most disgusting head to another man. This act usually ends in the receiver killing the giver.
Gordon - Yo why that dude look like that lmao
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
Rick - That’s a Bald Head Jason. He standing outside that Bear bar.
by G6Saitin July 11, 2022
by grodybrody June 7, 2022
A girl who thinks she is popular, or super hot. She can't keep a guy for more than a couple of days. She thinks she has great hair, hence the word, but she needs a weave. This girl is who everyone aspires to be, she is also the one who will most likely end up pregnant in high-school.
"OMG have you seen Emily lately? She is such a Bald-Goldilocks!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
"I know right? Why does everybody like her? She is such a Bitch!"
by WASSUP Y'ALL May 2, 2018
by Adk47 August 26, 2018
“What you want from the store”-Jesse
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
“Ill take a Bald Bastard Classic”
My uncle had put me on the Bald Bastard Classic
by iiTzXan June 26, 2023