one woman short of being gay

One woman short of being gay is a term that closeted gay male husbands say to their straight wives so they can stay in a marriage of convenience.

Or sometimes the straight wives will tell this to everyone else about their marriage to deny that they are married to a closeted gay man who wants nothing but a marriage of convenience for appearance sake to appear "straight".

Belle is married to Bill and Bill is a closeted gay man, Belle likes to tell everyone that Bill is one woman short of being gay because he's in a marriage of convenience with him.

by Dave21876789123 February 28, 2011

Bazinga!

An expression meaning the same as "in your face", or "haha, im right".

"fine your right!"
"Bazinga!"

by The Awesomest People Ever November 19, 2011

being a mac

being difficult, or being annoying.

guy1, "can you hand me that?"

guy2, "no."

guy1, "Well I dont want to all the way around the table just to get that."

guy2, "To bad."

guy1, "come on! Youre being a mac!"

by Mickey Brown March 10, 2007

being shitty

when someone or something is acting in way that resembles poop by either 1)not hanging out 2) not returning phone calls
3)falling off the face of the planet 4) being mean

Anastasia : Dude.... where has Matt been?
Evan: I don't know, he doesn't come around very much anymore.
Anastasia: Ugh. Why is he being shitty?

Handing the phone to an ex-girlfriend of the caller so that she can curse him out for a few minutes because you're drunk and think it's funny.

by annyawesome October 30, 2007

boeing

Word used to describe a type of sexual play dealing with a toy and someone's behind.

"Oh dear, it seems he is boeing me in the arse" said the random guy to his best friend.

by Anonymous Q May 28, 2007

baking soda bomb

A bomb made with baking soda and vinegar in a plastic bottle shell.
Baking soda and vinegar, both being common household items, are ideal for any wannabe bomber.

Baking soda = A versatile raising agent.
Vingegar = A common, strongly acidic substance.

By filling an empty bottle with about an inch of baking soda and the rest with malt vingar until the mixture turns slightly brown will be the right ratio; thus making a harmful and simple bomb.
Some may need a dash at a hard floor to explode and will be propelled along a large distance.

hey menz wanna come to the park and ride tonight to set of baking soda bombs?

by JimmehUK October 22, 2006

The Four Stages of Being High

First Stage: Hyper
Second Stage: Feeling very happy
Third Stage: Stoned; Where you feel almost dead and anything is comfy
Fourth Stage: Retarded; Where you literally can't operate your own mind and body

After the last stage, it will restart as a new cycle but a "higher" level

Person 1: Dude ok what if when we are smoking, like we are going through a neverending of The four stages of being high, and it just keeps going..
Person 2: Like how you get hyper then happy..oh then you get stoned..hmm and whats above that?
Person 1: Thats when you smoked so much and you are just Retarded
Person 3: Whoa dude..dude!?! look at the spider, I'm so high that I don't care.

by Dizz85 June 29, 2010