the cold blanket treatment

a technique used when a tard tries to make a break for it involving a wet, weighted blanket which has been put in the freezer. the wrangler throws the blanket on to the tard throwing him to the ground and stopping him in his tracks.

“did you hear that earlier today chen got the cold blanket treatment? he didn’t even stand a chance!”

by lord geebz February 28, 2020

dirty mexican cum blanket

that blanket someone gives you when you're staying over their house on short notice. it's usually smelly, itchy and looks like someone bought it at a garage sale for $2. in most cases you'd rather use your sweatshirt as a blanket and freeze to death before cuddling with this rag

friend: "here's a pillow and blanket dude" *pulls nasty blanket out of closet*
you: "thanks man" *throws blanket on the other side of the room after first touch* "no way am I sleeping with a dirty mexican cum blanket..."

by xtinuhhh August 22, 2011

blanket banana brown bingo

The gentlemanly game of attempting to take your morning dump with a raging blanket banana without pissing allover yourself or anyone else nearby.

Brian: "Why are you all wet"
Steve: "I just finished playing Blanket Banana Brown Bingo. I lost."

by JesterPrim November 14, 2014

Lithuanian Steam Blanket

An sexual occurrence in which, while in the midst of taking a girl from behind, one involuntarily rejects the contents of their stomach all over the girl's back. This sudden regurgitation creates a small haze of steam as it cools and covers her back.

I had 12 shots of whiskey, 2 four lokos, and a bud light before we did it doggy style and projectile vomited all over that bitch's back. It was the best Lithuanian Steam Blanket I've ever given.

by sexfiend4876259046 August 24, 2011

Electric Man Blanket

For use in the Winter Months, a male that goes to bed about an hour before you (to warm it up), cuddles you throughout the night and leaves and hour before you wake up. Much, much like the "Winter Boyfriend" but a lot less maintenance.

Also good to keep you warm when your gaming.

Often referred to as an E.M.B.

Gosh my beds cold but I don't want to have to pick up a dude." "Electric Man Blanket?" "Mmmm EMB

by missusmactavish July 31, 2011

white yogurt face blanket

the act of covering someone's face with so much semen that it resembles a blanket of yogurt

"Hey Tommy what did you do last night?"

"well I hooked up with this girl from the internet. She looked kinda busted but she gobbled my man thermos then I gave her the white yogurt face blanket."

by billy trinkets June 11, 2004

beach blanket bingo

When a person does a surprise attack on someone else by throwing a sheet over them and repeatedly hitting them with a bat. The blood marks in the sheet resemble a bingo dobber mark.

Did you here about John? He started spreading lies about Katie and she had her brother beach blanket bingo his ass in the alley behind the club.

by Stetson Wrangler February 5, 2014