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Aunt Mildred

The go-to name Americans use for their aunt, or other distant female relative, when they don't want to use a real name.
Last Christmas my Aunt Mildred got me a sweater and mittens.

Joe's Aunt Mildred has seventeen cats and eats nutra-grain bars for dinner.
by Saint of San Diego2 September 4, 2009
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aunt betty

an aunt betty is a black woman or girl that acts real white.
Condalese Rice is an Aunt Betty.
by Tiana P and Tim August 23, 2006
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Auntie

Not your real Aunt, just your mom's best "friend" who is always over spilling tea about other people's children. This is someone who wishes your mom success, but less than her own or that of her own children. Also a woman who always has to one up anything your mom says. You don't really know why this woman is in your house all the time before you're awake but she always is.
Auntie's children also got straight A's on their report card, but their teacher also told them they should become doctors.
by yeezus' disciple June 15, 2016
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Aunt Melinda

When your voice cracks and sounds all watery. It can be caused from alot of saliva in mouth, excesivive amounts of water dranken, your food only being half swallowed. And many more things may cause an Aunt Melinda
friend 1 -Haha dude you just had an Aunt Melinda

friend 2 -Not uh

friend 1 - don't deny it i heard your voice got all watery

friend 2 - hahahahah damn it
by Polkadot2397 September 5, 2008
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Antsy

when a female feels the urge to have sex really badly

Turned on immensely
I'm soo antsy for you!
by GBRgirl777 November 4, 2009
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Auntie

A woman who throws shade at any given time under the guise that what she is saying is supposed to be a compliment or helpful to you-when in actuality they just throwing shade to bring more attention themselves!!!
Every time we go out Margo acts like a total AUNTIE ! She can’t just say you look nice! She has to tell you she wouldn’t wear that.
by lisa lisa June 23, 2019
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ANTS

"Almost Nuclear Tiny Salutes," miniature M-80 brand firecrackers that can really pack a punch. Provides in dual roles to:
1.)Entertain your family and friends by creating an explosion.
2.)Annoy the hell out of your 70 year old neighbors.
"Look at our son lighting those ANTS out in the backyard, do you think he knows what he's doing?"

"There isn't much to it really honey, you just light the wick, and throw it into the Jenkins' lawn."
by PudPieBoy October 28, 2008
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