Redneck aspirin

Literally just meth

Hey joe, you got some of that redneck aspirin?

by Screaming_Seagull July 11, 2019

Tidus aspel jacob live sky

there is men hes nam es sky and he is are tidus man and is are tidal wave man

woah did u see that ronny? I thunk thinky thank that was a Tidus aspel jacob live sky

by BIG FUCKING BIG sCHOLARSHIPPP January 16, 2021

Alex Aspen

A kid from aspen who is aspen who is the shit and let’s everyone know. To pull an Alex aspen is to hype yourself up so much that nothing can ever bring you down.

Yo dude, everyone wishes they were me.

Damn, you’re such an Alex Aspen

by Roryyyyyyyy October 1, 2021

autoironic asphyxiation

When you work yourself to the point of being out of breath and you need a cigarette to catch it.

I had a smoker after my run and almost died of autoironic asphyxiation.

by HopeInABrokenJar October 7, 2021

Archabald Asparagus

The silly song narrator

did you know that Archabald Asparagus is the silly song narrator?

by OTHER FRIENDS UWU September 16, 2022

The Steel Asparagus

A term used to describe a male sex organ of the long and hard variety. Some tend to have an awkward smell but a delicious taste. If prepared just right, they can be known to have a distinct crunch. (Caution: Crunching is not recommended, unless your into that kind of thing, in which case by all means, part take in the crunching)

Guy to other guy: "So my girl wanted to do intercourse with me, so I gave her some of The Steel Asparagus. Boy was she satisfied. (The End)

Guy to girlfriend after very satisfying intercourse: "You just got Steel Asparagused... HOE! (She hobbles away very satisfied)

by Steel Asparagus July 27, 2012

Balancing the aspirin

Balancing an aspirin between your legs to keep a women's legs shut.

Person 1: "Wow Cheyenne hasn't been sleeping around lately"
Person 2: "yeah she's been balancing the aspirin"

by KrlAadd2013 May 25, 2016