elijah

elijah is so goddamn hot and most girls cannot get over him. he’s most likely got a huge dick and is amazing in bed. he’s always ready to get dirty

omg elijah is so hot

by i’d rather stay anonymous November 12, 2022

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021

Elijah

A basic white boy

He's carrying around a coffee and a guitar? What an Elijah.

by ramennoodlezrgood November 13, 2018

Elijah macwhoremac

a person who abuses his power over a woman and gets crazy with the cheese whiz while butt-chugging Listerine

Elijah: uhhhhhh

woman: what are you doing Elijah macwhoremac

by milk god June 7, 2021

Elijah

Elijah is the sexiest person in the entire world and he has a huge dick, he also has the best shoe game on the planet he will fry yo ass on ball and 2k but he fucks up with girls sometimes

Guy : Elijah your so sexy bro
Girl : Elijah your so sexy bro
Elijah : that’s what I’m saying cuh

by Rizz demon eli August 24, 2022

Elijah

Gay. Gayest amongst everyone and has the smallest dick. Afraid to show it but has the worst temper and only into guys. Flattest ass but tall.

He's such an Elijah

by Th30neand0nly April 2, 2020

Elijah

Elijah or Eli is an absolute dork. He's a really sweet guy but generally doesn't show that side of himself except to his closest friends. He always has some random useless info to give you. He can be totally funny and exasperating to be around. He doesn't try to, but he causes tons of confusion and some drama. He hates to see his friends hurt, and is always ready to help those he cares about. If you've got an Elijah nearby, try to get to know him. He might seem like a jerk but get to know his heart, and you'll see the good inside of him. He is also oblivious to when girls are crushing on him, which is a pain. He is extremely social, has an amazing smile, and lights up a room with his personality. He is looking for a real relationship, and he's extremely loyal to his friends and those he cares about, so go for it. Elijah is INSANE. In a good way <3

Just Elijah. You know him or you don't.

by Theguywhowritesyourpapers April 28, 2022