Elijah

He is the nicest person you will ever meet. He gets all the bitches no matter the race. He has the biggest shlong you’ll ever see. Whenever you’re down he’ll always be there to reassure. His love for anyone is like a flame that never dies out. When he says he loves you. It’s because he wants to make love to you

Rachael: who is that pimped looking man

Elijah: that’s me champ

by Nunslayer68 November 23, 2021

Elijah Bissonette

One of the hottest guys in the world
Loves anime
loves video games

Girl: Oh my god that guy is so Elijah Bissonette
Boy: Yeah because i am a Elijah Bissonette

by turtlegaming February 6, 2017

An Elijah

An item belonging to somebody named Elijah

“The car with baby shit colored paint was an Elijah

by Harry Balls Man May 3, 2023

National Elijah Day

Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th

You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day

by DxstyLuvs October 7, 2022

Elijahing

Verb.
1. To f*ck up drilling holes in walls
2. The inability to use staircases

Made prominent by Elijah from LinusTechTips.

Damn, he really elijahed drilling those holes into the wall!

Man, he was really elijahing while going up these stairs

by Catdaddy2504 February 7, 2024

Sneaky Elijah

When you‘re in an online class and deactivate your microphone so you can pretend it’s broken so you dont have to answer any questions.

„Florian didn‘t do his homework so he pulled a sneaky Elijah“

„I can‘t believe he pulled a dirty Elijah hes such an Antimate“

by Kapitalkaan January 20, 2021

Elijah

Elijah…. Eli is a man who is good looking, smart, smooth talker😉😉😉, he cares a whole lot. But he can also make mistakes because he cares so much so please take care of him(not that he cant take care of himself just give him some consolation). Elijahs are usually athletic and if they dont play sports want to(this is actually true). Elijahs usually have brown or hazel eyes, their eyes are like pools so deep that if you gaze into them for too long you may never find a way out. Every Elijah has a specific type and they wont figure that out until adulthood usually because teenagers are mostly driven by lust. They want to be loved so give them everything you got and they will mutually return that love and more. They want to do so much for you yaknow.

“Be like Elijah, if you make a mistake learn from it and grow.”
Wish you were a smooth talker like Elijah he has so much game.

by The gypsite crusader November 20, 2023