eye cramp

A rare medical condition which can only be cured by taking a cab to the hospital, walking around the hospital and then taking an e-scooter ride back to where the patient started. Treating the patient's caretaker with ice-cream often results in faster recovery.

Seong Kee had such a severe eye cramp that she spent 6 bucks on a cab to the hospital and 3.90 on a Magnum

by dont-laugh-around-nuh February 26, 2019

Zed eyes

Eyes that record everything they see (and can even pick up audio), and can play back all events from the perspective of the seer exactly as they happened.

When we die, will we be able to play back our lives in every detail as if we had Zed eyes?

by The Gideon Lion August 10, 2020

eye-looky

When the eyes of two people, of the opposite sex, meet and linger on each other for a period of time. Only implying a certain amount of attraction. Eventually your eyes will drift apart but only to be caught gazing at each other only moments later. Some eye-looky sessions only last minuets or even seconds, but in other cases, eye-looky could go on for hours. Either way, the eye-looky attraction happened, and you know it, because the feeling is indescribable.

girl: "hey, did you see my boy and i playing eye-looky in the hall today?"
girl's best friend: "duh. how could i have missed it, you two were going at it for like 5 minuets."

by calleyanne January 1, 2009

Eye bath

When you see something that causes you to to recoil and you wish to remove that sight from your eyes.

"I had to take an eye bath after seeing Steve Harvey's 300 pound bodyguard oiled up in just his undies."


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by Luke in FL. January 13, 2009

Trance eye

Moment when you find your eyes locked onto a certain spot and cannot urge yourself to move them, for no particular reason. Usually feeling dazed once you do.

Purg, "I want to move my eyes... but I can't stop staring at this one spot"
Chow, "You've got the Trance eye"

by Purgatory Angel & Chow Killer April 24, 2011

eye trash

anything that is a visually offesive; i.e. a waste of good scenery; worse than an eye sore

All the "cookie cutter" urban sprawl is eye trash for nature.
The coveting power of the ultimate eye trash, Wally World.

by Erin Mikels June 25, 2005

googleing eyes

When you are video chatting with a friend or family member and instead of looking at the person you are chatting with you are browsing the internet or looking things up on google. Your eyes wander and are out of focus, you are clearly not looking at your friend.

Yo stop giving me googleing eyes and pay attention to me, otherwise I'm not gonna skype with you no more.

by widowpanda July 6, 2010