by calledheronthephone December 29, 2007
Get the redwood forestmug. Town right off of Lake Michigan. The town holds not only a high-school but an academy as well. The town has a beautiful beach, but you can only go if you live in lake forest. Lake forest has some of the richest people, a lot of old money. All the parents are absent, which leaves all the kids to spend all their time shopping or doing drugs. The kids whole personality is that they just hate Libertyville, a neighboring town which beats them in sports a lot. They have decent sports and good education, but somehow all these kids lack common sense. They survive the rest of their lives of their daddy’s credit card and end up living in the basement of their parents house. Everyone hates lake forest even the a lot of the kids, they just hate on Libertyville cause they want to be them. They act all tuff trying to start fights, but when I goes down they threaten to use their daddy’s money to sue. Moral of the story, it’s a town with beautiful house, and snotty rude grimey egotistical ugly kids.
Lake Forest, Illinois is a suburban city located in Lake County, about 30 miles north of downtown Chicago. It sits along the shore of Lake Michigan. A town in Illinois where the rich have huge egos
Kid: daddy I need a Porsche I crashed my jeep
Daddy: okay
Kid: daddy I need a Porsche I crashed my jeep
Daddy: okay
by Username48862 August 17, 2025
Get the Lake forestmug. Forested . Meaning to consume an inappropriately large quantity of something in an inappropriately small amount of time.
by Colin’s stag September 13, 2025
Get the Forestedmug. This is a account from the book of the Wulfecks where they have stored their family hostory, the story is labeled The Blood Debt and is from 1813.
Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.
“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”
“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”
Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”
Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”
“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”
“What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.
“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”
Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”
Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”
The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
Deep in the Black Forest, the Wulfecks gathered under the iron chandelier, each sibling radiating venom. The Drakwyn clan demanded blood—a Wulfeck life to repay an ancient betrayal.
“Let’s give them Orin,” Thessira sneered, her dagger gouging the oak table. “He crawled back here like the worm he is. Let him squirm for them instead.”
“Charming,” Orin drawled, flipping a tarnished coin. “If wit could kill, you’d still be harmless.”
Valken slammed his fist into the table. “Enough! This isn’t about grudges. It’s survival.”
Calessa swirled her wine, a smirk curling her lips. “Weakest link, then. Any objections?”
“Besides you?” Orin quipped. Thessira’s dagger flew, embedding inches from his hand. He laughed darkly. “Relax, dear sister. I have a solution—a spell to make a doppelgänger. The Drakwyns get their life, and we stay whole.”
“What’s the catch?” Calessa’s voice dripped with disdain.
“It needs a willing sacrifice,” Orin hissed. “One life for all. Fair trade.”
Silence. Firelight flickered over their murderous glares. Valken’s knuckles whitened. “We don’t sacrifice our own.”
Calessa chuckled coldly. “How noble. Let’s see how long that lasts.”
The tension thickened, their hatred palpable. The blood debt loomed, and the Wulfecks stared each other down, venom and curses dripping with every breath.
by Wulfeck Son November 26, 2024
Get the The Wulfecks of the Black Forestmug. Person 1- "Man, you smell like ass cheese"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
Person 2- "Don't worry, its just my taint forest, i haven't trimmed it in over a year, it's really infested"
by OD10US 0NE November 12, 2014
Get the taint forestmug. Bro I was smoking weed in the woods behind someone's house and I think they called the cops on me so I had to go forest hopping
by Shoeless219 May 23, 2017
Get the forest hoppingmug. Where muy shoves a carrot in between a bush and/or between trees discreetly. ( Rectum surgery is highly needed after this act ).
by Kool Kumshot Kev May 14, 2022
Get the Forest Portmug.