idiot's lantern

a television

you sit in all day watching the idiot's lantern. get up, go out, and do something you lazy shit.

by jimmy mc'scrotie badders. April 15, 2010

idiot light

An indicator light or illuminated signal, usually colored red, yellow, or orange, on a vehicle dashboard intended to convey a condition of which the driver should be aware. Most frequently, it indicates a system malfunction or a potentially dangerous condition (e.g., low oil pressure, high coolant temperature). It may be a word or words ("Charge"; "Check Engine") or a symbol which may or may not be readily identifiable.

The derisive term comes from the fact that such lights typically take the place of a gauge, meter or other indicator that can provide more substantive and detailed information. The binary (on/off) nature of the light is considered inferior to an indicator which provides data on the condition, but which requires some interpretive thought by the operator.)

"Get the manual out of the glove box so I can look-up what that idiot light that just came on means."

by Wordsquire April 26, 2014

idfwpwfwpidfw

I don’t fuck with people who fuck with people I don’t fuck with

Sam: “why don’t you fuck with Jeff no more?”
Me: Jeff fucks with Kelly”
Sam: “so?”
Me: “idfwpwfwpidfw

by knscott2929 October 22, 2018

Eric Idle

1. One of the six members of Monty Python
2. The singer among the Pythons
3. Writer of Spamalot
4. A brilliant actor
5. Founder of the Rutles
6. An awesome liberal activist

So fuck you all so very much!

by Bravely Bold Sir Robin July 27, 2005

idiotic idiot

1. an idiot that is so incredibly idiotic that it must be said this idiot is idiotic.

person 1: "Is that guy retarded or something?"
person 2: "No hes just an idiotic idiot."
person 1: "oh"

by mustard odockerty June 28, 2009

Wax Idiotic

A phrase that means talking about things that are boring/mundane/annoying.

"I had to sit there while they waxed idiotic"

"I don't mind talking him... but I feel like I have to wax Idiotic"

by The Spooky Twigg November 3, 2004

idjit

Idiot, Person with an intellectual barrier blocking them from obtaining average intellegence

you

by Matt Seigel November 7, 2003