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zombie position 

When I girl lies down, doesn’t move, and gets eaten.
I’m tired, hope hubby doesn’t mind me in zombie position.
zombie position by opalcala January 14, 2020

Zombie Baiting 

Forcing oral sex on a corpse and daring it to bite you.
Darren became Danielle last summer after he got cocky zombie baiting.
Zombie Baiting by Alternative Holes February 20, 2020

Zombie Carrot

A penis after a string has been tied around the base of the shaft so it loses circulation and takes on a blueish hue.
Mark: hey man how was your night?
Dave: pretty awesome, I turned my penis into a zombie carrot
Zombie Carrot by McShlammer February 9, 2023

zombie fuck 

Having sex with a dead person.

Usually known as Necrophilia.
Bob: Dude shes so good!
Bill: DUDE SHES FREAKING DEAD!!
Bob: OH GOD!!!!
Bill: YOU ZOMBIE FUCKER!
zombie fuck by John Am May 19, 2008

Zombie Eyes 

When an African American or Hispanic wears colored contact lenses in an attempt to make their brown eyes blue. The result is an unatural and stupid looking zombie eyed appearance.
Tiasha came to the party with blond hair and "blue" eyes. We secretly laughed at her behind her back. Stupid girl looked like she had Zombie Eyes.
Zombie Eyes by zombiemaster666 July 10, 2009

Zombie Effect

When a girl is giving head and wants to be warned before the guy cums to avoid any cum getting on her, the guy pulls out just before ejaculation, cums up her nose and in her eyes, creating the blindness (cum in the eyes) and the patented zombie moan (cum up the nose) and outstretched hands looking for a towel to wipe everything off with.
I gave that slut the zombie effect because she was acting like she was afraid of cum.
Zombie Effect by ricedragon March 9, 2009