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why is there a giant health bar in the sky

EVERYONE RUN WERE IN THE END TIMES HES CUMMING PLEASE SAVE YOURSELF
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Why are we still here, just to suffer? 

I honestly have no clue.
Quarantine be like: Why are we still here, just to suffer?

Why so serious?

In reference to the Joker in Batman, "Why so serious?" is a phrase for somebody to use who is openly stating that they are wearing excess amounts of makeup.
Yeah, I know. Why so serious?

"Why am I wearing pants?" moment 

A moment of sudden realisation. Derived from the feeling felt when one is home alone and realises that the act of wearing pants is futile.
Man, I just had a "Why am I wearing pants?" moment: Edward Norton's character didn't have a name for the whole movie!

Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie? 

A phrase spoken with an Irish or Scottish accent, meaning, be a man and get it done.
Guy1: I don't think i can do it.

Irishman: Why don't you grow a sack and do it, Laddie?

Why my teacher got fired 

Because she deserved it.
*Bell rings*
Me: *stands up*
Teacher: “SIT DOWN CHILD
Me: “But the be-“
Teacher: “THE BELL DONT DISMISS YOU I DO!”
Me: “Then whats the bell for?”
Teacher:”ARE YOU BACKSASSING ME CHILD?!”
Me: “No I ju-“
Teacher: “THATS IT, GO TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE!”
Me: “WHAT THE FUCK DID I D-“
Teacher: “Did you just say fuck?!”
Me: “Did you just say fuck?”
Classmates: OoooOoOoOoOoOoOh
*Principal walks in*
Principal: “MY OFFICE, NOW.”
Teacher: “YEAH, GO TO THE OFFICE”
Me: “B-“
Principal: “Not her, you!”
Teacher: “•_•”
Me: “Bahhahah!”

And thats why my teacher got fired.

(This didn’t actually happen.)