Weiner Cousins

When 2 men fuck the same girl more than once or fuck two of the same girls at least once.

Jim and Ivan both fucked Chelsea twice this past month, thus they are WEINER COUSINS

by Mercmah April 22, 2009

Anthony Weiner

noun.
1)An arrogant, horny, nauseatingly stupid liberal congressman with impulse control issues who is now the punchline of countless jokes and innuendo.
2)A bad joke that writes itself.
3)An email, text, or tweet of your junk.
verb.
1)The act of emailing, texting, or tweeting someone a picture of your junk.
2)The act of blaming someone of hacking into your social networking account to Photoshop and/or distribute a picture of you and your junk (or someone else's junk).

Tony just Anthony Weinered me.

by Dave Robber October 10, 2018

Weinering

the act of giving or receiving the dick.

i gave her a Weinering she wont soon forget!

by my.handle.is.in.my.pants October 14, 2019

sad weiner

when u have sex but are left unsatisfied, or when ur girl touches ur weiner thru ur pants and gives u a massive boner but never finshes the job

the other day i was chillin in my girls car and she gave me a "sad weiner".
or
bob:"whats wrong with your weiner "
Mike:"NOthin man its just a little sad"

by loyalrican December 28, 2007

weinerschnitzel

one who "schnitzes" weiners... seee also meadows

Dude...stop schnitzing my weiner! you're such a meadows!

by Cracker Jack May 22, 2003

InBev weiser

the piss water formally known as Budweiser.

Who put the InBev weiser in my fridge? you better get that shit outta here.

by Lim Lompson August 12, 2008

Weiner sniffer

an awesome song... Sing to tune of that little kissing(K I S S I N G) song.

Weiner sniffers sitting in a tree
S N I F I N G
first comes sniffing
then comes sucking
then comes a big old...
FUCKING!

"hey! Have you heard that cool new song?"
"ya! You mean weiner sniffer?!"

by Benthecockmachine February 13, 2008