walking advertisement

Another, more prosaic term for fanboy. Also a clinically documented disease or syndrome, whose symptoms include excessively trying to get friends/family/strangers to partake in a product, espousing the many wonders of said product, and turning into a hell-spawned daemon when someone says that aforementioned product is shit.

Person: You should play FoRtNiTe

Me: Stop being such a walking advertisement.

by x3y October 18, 2019

washing pong

washing pong occurs when you leave your clothes in the washing machine for too long that they start to stink.

yuck, you have a bit of washing pong

by catslovecarrots January 31, 2020

washingtude

The act of being from Washington/acting like you’re from Washington (state)

“That guy has a weed pipe hanging out of his flannel AND he’s listening to nirvana?”

“That’s some real washinhgtude”
Washingtude is the act of being from Washington State USA

by Lolsack04 June 7, 2020

Walking Meme

One who is always funny bringing up the best jokes, quotes, memes, and vines

Jake is a walking meme, he is so funny.

by Penguin 1234J August 5, 2020

washing machine theory

if you get stuck in a washing machine, your stepbro will come and you know the rest

washing machine theory

by Qwertyuiopasdfghjkllkjhgfdsapo December 18, 2020

Walking Fedora

A incel or neckbeard with the pure purpose of spreading their gross opinions. Typically they smell like onions, have a scruffy neck beard and sterotypically wear a fedora. They're almost wrong 99% of the time and have gross behavior.

Did you see the new kid? Talk about a Walking Fedora.
I think you just found a Walking Fedora.
That person smells like onions! (gagging) Walking Fedora.

by Regurgitator_9000 February 5, 2021

Walking my snail

Going on a walk or stroll with a mate.

John: What are you up to?

Cara: I’m walking my snail.

John: Oh, you’re out for your walk. Okay see you.

by Ann.onymous June 1, 2021