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Wasted

What you feel like on a Friday night after you roll too many doobs.
"Whoa man, (puff,cough) im wasted dude!"
by Hugh Jass April 18, 2004
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white girl wasted

To be high from ingesting a lot of cocaine. White girl = cocaine. Wasted = fucked up. Many people incorrectly use the term "white girl wasted" to refer to partying heavily with marijuana and/or alcohol, thinking that their inebriated state is comparable to the inebriated state of a high school white girl discovering Parrot Bay for the first time. The use of "white boy wasted" is the correct slang for this meaning, as the term "white boy" holds with it no connotations of cocaine.
"Yo man is your dude comin thru with that soft?"

"Chea! Soon as he rolls up we gettin white girl wasted!"
by KingVic420 December 18, 2012
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Tenessee Dish Washer

When a man plays twister with a cow naked and farts until the cow cums a boat of shit.
I was having a nice chat with chadley when he said he gave a cow a tenessee dish washer while drinking the 1742 jackson pollock cock.
by zachs left sack January 5, 2009
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wiener washer

Somebody who gives blowjobs. Derogatory slang for a gay male.
Me: you little wiener washer.
You: Yeah, so what.
by H0lyC0w October 5, 2009
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Colorado Washer Fluid

When riding through the wilderness, it is impossible to not have a boner. This being the case, make sure to bring a girl along. Get her to begin giving you some off-road head.

Now, this is the tricky part. Basically, you are going to open the sunroof at the perfect time so that your splooge rockets out the top of the car. Hit the brakes so that the spunk makes it forward far enough to land on your windshield. If you don't think you can make this happen, then you better hope you can close your sunroof in time. Once on the windshield, hit the wipers and use your Coors enriched Rocky Mountain man juice to clean the dirt off of your car.

This trick can also be performed in a Jeep, but be careful as there is no sunroof to close in case it doesn't make it to the windshield.
Jeff- Hey Brendan, can we take the Jeep out?

Brendan- Sure dude, I just cleaned her up.

Jeff- Oh, did you take her to the car wash?

Brendan- Nah, I was getting a Colorado Blowjob at first then switched to some off-road head. I slipped a bit and gave her a Colorado Cock-slap, but that didn't stop us. When it was time to finish I figured I might as well let the cum fly and clean up the Jeep a bit.

Jeff- Good work, Lebowskeet. Way to use your pud for some Colorado Washer Fluid. Karioka.
by youngchub May 11, 2011
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Tory Wasted

When you have an awesome time getting intoxicated with your friends. However to be "Tory Wasted" one must blow a have a BAC level .34 or higher in order to be consider in this club where only few people have reached.
I got so Tory Wasted last night that I ended up sleeping next to the Taco Bell dumpsters.
by asu1 September 27, 2011
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Kristina wasted

When you pass white girl wasted and pass out on your ex-husbands floor in your underwear while on your period after throwing up 3 times.
Hey girl, I was white girl wasted last night!

Nah, you were Kristina wasted.
by Chargergirl August 27, 2017
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