weiner mustache

When a male depresses the bottom of the head of the penis on the space on ones face between the nose and the upper lip leaving a mark in the shape of a mustache.

When she finishes giving me head I am gonna give that ho a weiner mustache.

by Bryan Silver November 20, 2007

weiner choke

a trick where the guys penis is wrapped around someone else's neck, keeping them from breathing

i slept over at my friends house yesterday and while he was sleeping i put him in a hella tight weiner choke and he passed out

by 12logan121 February 24, 2010

Weiner

To send lewd pictures of your penis to an unsuspecting female via Twitter.

Anthony Weiner, a married, Democratic politician, weinered his weiner to a college student in Washington.

by weinerisaweiner November 18, 2011

Waples the Weiner Wacker

One who wacks weiner.
One of extreme gayness who often looks at other dude with a sense of sexual arousement.
One who undresses other guys with his eyes.

Dude your so gay your like Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Laterrence quit being a Waples the Weiner Wacker.
Jared Mccarthy.

by Sir Waples January 18, 2010

i'm a weiner

What mario says when he wins.

I'm a weiner! I got a star!

by Fractal-Pterodactyl December 28, 2011

weiner gravy

man fluid.

the weiner gravy has dissapeared from the museum.

by carl November 14, 2003

weinerbead

Bling for your thing...otherwise...jewelery for your penis.

That guy's weinerbead is soo classy but a little tight.

by Gabthefab May 19, 2006