wedgie bush

a shorter, caucasion man with an incredibly distinct voice that is extremely low as he has been completely done with puberty since third grade. This type of individual consistently mutters wedge while bouncing along through the hallways or barracks of a building

"dahss wedge!"- wedgie bush
"gwap!"- wedgie bush
gettin that dick sucked!- wedgie bush

by VirginsRule December 1, 2010

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Wedgie

A person who evokes painfully awkward situations.

"That wedgie we interviewed kept talking about his pants collection."

"Only a wedgie would bring hot dogs to the club."

by Beneath The Seat September 25, 2015

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montana's wendies

A shity ass fast-food restaurant were nothing but stoners and old people come to eat, over hyped, employees underpaid, and the owner is usually a dick sucking queef smacker. Place is so damn expensive most have to order off the value menu.

Montana's Wendies,
stoner-ah ya can i get a triple combo
employee-that will be 8 bucks
stoner-HOLY SHIT ill just get 43 jbcs then

by assclown zach July 19, 2009

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texas wedgie

A wedgie that is so hard it kills you, or it leave a texas-like shape on your butt, or it can cause you to bleed.

...In a changing room During Barack's childhood---
Fred-I didn't know you were from texas or loved texas?
Barack Obama-I didn't, some other black kids beat me up and called my a *ussy and that I'm a whitey! I hate crackers!! Why can't they get it through their heads? Some kids gave me a Texas Wedgie, see how it's in the shape of Texas?

by TheProudconservative1 May 15, 2008

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