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when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible
Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES
by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023
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google video

type "video" into google, noob! honestly...
"i am a noob because i did'nt know what google video meant"
by n00binat0r July 10, 2006
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Video Phone

A Song that was Originally by Beyonce , but later when she was afraid to flop , she Dragged GaGa to the studio and Told Her that she should make a remix with her (like she did with Shakira) and it Gave GaGa (Geyonce at that Time) the inspiration to do Telephone , which totally kicked 'Video Phone's Ass later .
So press record and let you film me
On your video phone
Make a cameo
Tape me on your video phone
I can handle you
Watch me on your video phone
On your video, video
If you want me you can watch me on your video phone
by TheLK July 25, 2010
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video games

A form of entertainment that is the scapegoat for:
1. Parents with poor skill sets to do their job.
2. Politicians who desire the votes of these lacking parents.
3. "Victims" of "video game violence."
Many of people point to incidents such as Columbine, Virginia Tech, Newtown, etc. as reliable sources of this new phenomenon known as "video game violence," however, many times the perpetrators of the act were often bullied and harassed by their peers, and were illegally supplied firearms by unlicensed sellers. Almost every time, the victimizers reached out to teachers, principals, parents, etc., but unfortunately their ultimate lack of action caused them to carry out their threats. Ironically, what caused this paranoia and phobia of video games is Klebold and Harris (perpetrators of Columbine) is they put how to make IEDs and pipebombs on a formerly DOOM blogging site.
Klebold: Teacher that kid called me a faggot and shoved me into a locker.
Teacher: Maybe if you stopped being a faggot, that wouldn't happen. (laughs with his fellow eggheads)
*couple days later*
Klebold: (firing 9mm sub)
Teacher: Pls Dylan no more pls.
Klebold: Lights out, faggot. (puts a 9mm round in teacher's skull)
*decade later*
Protester: Video games caused Columbine! Down with video games!
Redpilled bystander: You are the cause of all cancer in the world.
by IAmRonPaul May 27, 2014
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Videogame warfare

(v.) Videogame warfare is warfare from which the mainstay of the action involves very little physical combat. it is more a matter of planes drop bombs, guided missiles drop in, troops over-run the remaining enemy, grantign them quarter. It stresses a heavy reliance on technology and enemy intelligence.

FOR: Done properly, it is less costly in terms of home casualties.

AGAINST: The smallest slip up in planning or intelligence, and a costly mistake will be made, both in monetary terms and later, in lives.
Videogame warfare has been the mode of operation for some units since the 50's, and it will become more common in the future.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Video Games

I play Call of Duty everyday, I play COD. Video games are my life.
by Bone_Co11ector November 21, 2016
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Video games cause violence

Something that some parents say while they let their kid play video games for 15 hours a day.
Karen: Video games cause violence
Guy with a brain: Who do you think fault is it, you who let you kid play the game for 8 hours a day or the company.
Karen: NO ITS THE COMPANY

Guy with a brain: I won't even try right.
by Random guy 54678 November 20, 2020
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