Vagina Ears 

When a person with plugs removes of them and their lobes are all floppy like; the holes end up resembling a vagina

"I hate how I gauged my ears. Look how gross they look without plugs"
"Ewww, you've got dem vagina ears!"

Vagina Ears by LOLalwyx October 28, 2009

vagina with a kickstand 

A tongue in cheek description of a transvestite, or basically anyone that appears to be a woman but upon further investigation is a dude. If you don't get the definition picture it ! Funny right ?

"Wow look at that chick over there, she's really hot."

"Dude, that isn't a woman, it's a vagina with a kickstand."

vagina with a kickstand by gimbo is all in April 1, 2008

Vagina Beater 

A man who knows how to fuck the hell out of pussy.

Peter is an excellent Vagina Beater. He made Kim not able to walk for two weeks

Vagina Beater by TAKimble May 27, 2010

Who put sand in her vagina 

A term used to describe old, irritating, irrational old people. Sand in vagina's can be irritating and make people a bunch of assholes to be/ work with.

Student 1- So I drew that damn picture and that old bitch the principle gave me a one week suspension. I'm totally fucked when I get home.

Student 2- damn dude, who put sand in her vagina

Who put sand in her vagina by Wasinator March 12, 2011

Vagina 

The Main doors to heaven, where the mountain of pleasure is situated. The mountain of pleasure is where sudden earthquakes can occur when stimulated by tourists.

Can I have a look in your vagina?

Vagina by Zigabub December 17, 2013

pancake vagina 

when a womens vagina looks like a chocolate chip pancake with a pat of silky butter and a syrup smiley face.

damn when i was fucking shelly allen her pancake vagina was looking up at me smiling.

pancake vagina by lm fly August 12, 2009

sandbag vagina 

When your vagina falls asleep and feels like a sandbag, similar to when your leg or arm falls asleep.

I think sitting on the edge of the bleachers made my vagina fall asleep, now it feels like a sandbag vagina.

sandbag vagina by NOBE lez April 28, 2010