Long ago, Uncle Arctic and Aunt Arctica were married, and the world was warm all over. They eventually had irreconcilable disagreements, however, and therefore had to go their separate ways and be great distances from each other --- so far apart, in fact, that they actually retreated to opposite sides of the Earth, and so that's why it's now so cold in those areas.
by QuacksO February 18, 2019
When someone drinks an executive amount of half&half twisted tea and screams at everyone he wants them to get fucked up with a twisted tea box on his head
by Uncle twisted January 13, 2019
by The Yeah Movement August 13, 2023
A sexual act whereupon a man is fucked up the ass and then shits the cum and feces mixture onto the chest of his partner. The partner is then laid out in the sun with the mixture spread thin across his chest. As the sun dries the mixture, it becomes crusty. Then you punch him in the dick.
by UncleBarry May 21, 2018
Hello sir, I'm calling you about your niece.
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
hello? This is uncle schmoo, you wanted to talk to me about my knees? Fuck that, my niece is in the hospital! Call me back pleeeeze! It's UNCLE SCHMOO!
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it February 09, 2019
1. A sinister uncle/close family friend, think of an uncle buck type character, only instead of late 80's hijincks, he brings inapropraite touching and the need for years of therepy as an adult.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
2. A sleazy fat man with predilections that ensure he will be found on the sex offenders register.
3. A dull episode of Gunsmoke from around 1955.
Yo dawg, my uncle sunday came over and he gave me a sip of his beer. I don't remember what happened next but when I woke up my clothes were inside out.
by faust2501 August 09, 2018
My cousin-uncle is a good person.
by Mr. Jacov November 23, 2019