Fried Uncle

An old wise man that turned from being an albino into a badly sunburnt prune

Dammit fried Uncle I told you about this

by LordEggOfDootenLand June 14, 2016

uncle skeet

the uncle who just wants to skeet all the way inside your butthole

"uhh my ass, what an uncle skeet"

by Uncle_Skeet May 5, 2018

Uncle Scwag

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.

Uncle Scwag touched me.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019

Uncle Eric

That super chill uncle who is super wise and chill at the same time

Come on lets go to uncle Eric and have the best day of our lifes

by Corianis February 12, 2021

uncle stage

A life stage of a single man at which he pursues intimacy only vicariously through his friends and family.

We've been on a bunch of dates but nothing ever happens. I think he's at the uncle stage.

by STCL December 10, 2011

uncle portilini

a guy that touches ur meat

uncle portilini touched my willy

by uncle portilini July 5, 2023

Uncle Phil

Top Dolla

LA Knight: I knew Will Smith was in the game, but I didn’t know Uncle Phil became a rapper.

by The Yeah Movement August 12, 2023