Description of someone or something having a tight desposition. Has nothing to do with a female turtles biology but provides the audience with a fantastic mental picture of how tight something is.
Bro let's break into fort Knox and steal all the gold. Brugh that is a dumb idea their security is tighter than Turtle Pussy .
by Sundaymoney February 22, 2020
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The position a homosexual male takes after taking a severe anal pounding where he is in so much pain he lies on his back similiar to a turtle on its shell.
by The Diz July 2, 2008
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Get the raunchy turtle mug.Similar to the turtle head, only much more moisture saturated and holding to long is likely to result in a peanut butter sandwich type pasting of your butt checks without soiling your undergarments.
by pzachman & dbuilta June 26, 2008
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"My mom knew as soon as I was born that she wasnt going to breast feed. She decided that turtle cage should be the center of my diet.
by rfv January 16, 2009
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