Tridic

Someone who is a try hard and still sucks

Anthony is suck a tridic at football!

by UpTightBore9000 May 20, 2017

super turd

a huge piece of shit that doesn't wanna flush/and or clogs the the toilet bowl.

wtf did you do to the toilet man!!! this shit won't flush!!! you took a super turd, didn't you?!?

by ape of war April 15, 2008

Wall Turd

An apple iPad wall charging unit.

"Hey have you seen my wall turd?" said Peyton

"Get that wall turd out of my face!" said Marion

by eggman_33 April 12, 2011

editor's turd

When your Definition is rejected, you get a nice toasty turd dessert VIA toaster

mom i just go another editor's turd...you know what that means... :'( i'll never work for webster!!!

by Luigi doublechin March 13, 2009

Can't polish a turd

No matter how nice someone acts or good someone dresses, it doesn't change the fact that the person is at that time seen as an asshole.

Scene from Californication: protagonist suits up for a trial when daughter walks in.
Protagonist: 'How do I look?'
Daughter: 'You know what they say...can't polish a turd.'

by AnaleTaart August 15, 2011

like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end

Being tasked with doing something impossible

"Finding an honest politician is like trying to pick up a turd from the clean end."

by frolickingdirtchild February 24, 2009

turd flake

1. The thin remains of a turd that dont flush the first time, and usually sink to the bottom.

2. A cruel insult for someone who sucks, smells like shit, and you cant get rid of them.

1. -twinx- hey eric, i was takin a crap yesterday reading man on man action, and i got up, flushed the toilet, and those nasty turd flakes were there... so, i tried to flush it.

-eric- STIMMT! i hate those things!

2. -seth- oh no, its drew!!!! i hope he showered today.

-drew- hey guys! I got you some yummy bottle caps! and by the way, why did you leave me at the mall the other day, you seemed really eager to leave, and if you guys wouldn't have left me... this freek melanie wouldnt have scopped me!

-seth- go home you stupid turd flake.

by Poot Gremlin... of DOOM July 17, 2006