scottish trumpet

A Scottish trumpet is when one blasts several consecutive farts in a row without stopping.

Mariarose and Danielle loved to hear sounds and smell of the Scottish trumpet playing

by Thor from Whitestone January 26, 2019

Trumpet

A childish insult directed at Donald Trump supporters.

Well, if I'm a trumpet then go ahead and blow me.

by Hlalakar June 7, 2020

Taco Bell Trumpet

The rancid and boisterous flatulence resulting from a late night Taco Bell frenzy sometimes compounded by heavy drinking, which is usually the impetus of a fast food craving. Tonal ranges of a Taco Bell Trumpet are similar to that of the actual brass instrument of the same namesake.

See also: blowing bubbles in the mashed potatoes

I'm sure the broccoli soup at the craft beer festival didn't help, but those those cheesy gordita crunches really got me playing the Taco Bell Trumpet this morning.

by Deertay July 31, 2018

Not Timmy Trumpet

A Not Timmy Trumpet is a person who plays the Trumpet but is no where near Timmy's skill level. A Not Timmy Trumpet doesn't have to be a male or female, anyone who plays the Trumpet, except for Timmy Trumpet himself, can be a Not Timmy Trumpet.

I'm such a Not Timmy Trumpet, my skills are no where near his. Timmy's a legend.

by emoboyy.xd March 24, 2023

Memphis Trumpet

The act of farting while receiving a blowjob and the women putting her hand over the asshole to make the waa waa sound.

Melissa is a trooper, when I farted while she was blowing me, she gave me a Memphis Trumpet.

by Beyonddisturbed420 September 20, 2019

Penis Trumpet

When you blow into his urethra while pushing his foreskin back and forwards.

Girl 1: How did last night go? Anything kinky I supposed ;)
Girl 2: I went so hard on the penis trumpet that he actually died.

by Fabriziho January 15, 2019

Trumpeting

v. The act of a Trump supporter going on the internet and gloating.

Tom was Trumpeting all the time on social media so I smoked his ass off my friends list.

by Low Rent Crack October 9, 2018