tristan

tristan. /trïstan/ a particularly effeminate ascot, originally worn by habsburg fancy men. it would see a resurgence in the 1960s when re-popularized by notable communists such as shel silverstein and fred jones

Friend: Yo, we hitting the festive gathering later? Habsburg lad: Alas I cannot, my tristan is caught in a loom again

by SauceyClive774 March 4, 2024

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Tristan is a absolute cutie. He's probably playing video games or watching anime. He is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. If you find him keep him.

xoxo You know who it is

wow that Tristan is a hottie
lol

by Kittie304 October 26, 2020

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Tristan Thiccer

A very thicc boi. Tristan is very bad at league of legends while also being very thicc.

"Is that Malcolm Graves in the mid lane?" "No! That is Tristan Thiccer playing his thicc graves!"

by TriHard N July 28, 2021

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Tristan can be annoying but he's country and he likes trucks and hanging with the boyzz

Girl 1: OMG have you seen Tristan and his Friends They are so Hot.
Girl 2: OMG yes i want to fuck Tristan

Girl 1: omg same

Tristan: So yall want my 12 inch dick

Girl 1 yes!!!!!!!
Girl2 omg harder

by 2nd Gen Dodge November 5, 2020

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Tristan is a kind person and a awesome guy. He likes Anime, and are kidding with things. He is from Brazil and now he is living in Norway. But a wery good person

Tristan is now 13 years old

by Hdzghgcg October 25, 2020

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