Tree-Swinger

(Australian Slang) 1. One who makes a mockery of themselves and others subconsciously or without intent.
2. One who cannot make up their mind.
3. Anyone roughly defined as a fool or buffoon.

That Rodger Barley; What a fucking tree-swinger!

by Agent FareEvader August 12, 2003

tree spot

Tree Spot is a hella chill tree in Los Osos, CA. Many a young adventurer go there to smoke marijuana. There are 3 good spots to sit, and if you dont call one of the three before you get there, you either have to stand or sit in 5 and 6.
It is close to town and easy and convinient.
The 2nd best spot next to bay spot

"Lets go blaze at Tree Spot!"
"Dibs on #2 spot."
"Alright, I get #1."
"#3"
"shit i dont want to have to stand again!"

Tree Spot is amazing.

by ftwyeeniggayeee October 14, 2008

tree face

man-whore who cheats on you but then says he loves you and attempts to make up for it by writing you a poem and proposing in it.

guy: "i know i cheated on you and lied about it, but i love you! i wrote you a poem. be my wife?"

girl: "holy shit don't be such a tree face"

by squirtle:) December 20, 2009

tree couch

-noun- a piece of furniture for seating from two to four people, typically in the form of a bench with a back, sometimes having an armrest at one or each end, and partly or wholly upholstered and often fitted with springs, tailored cushions, skirts, etc.; sofa. Is found in trees.

1: "Man, wanna build a tree house?"
2: "I'd rather make a tree couch!"

by forgarth April 10, 2010

theater tree

What you call a person in high school or Jr high who is the best in a theater group, but gets cast in terrible roles because of an obvious dislike from the director.

Sanjaya: So Flotus, I heard about you being the chorus in the high school musical. I sorry, dude.

Flotus: DOnt worry. Every one knows that I'm the theater tree so I don't mind much.

by Nonyo Binness June 4, 2007

spindle tree

band. none of these guys have any game. except for the black one and the hot mormon virgin. i'd tap that. IT'S SO HOT IN HERE.

rob marshall: dude, spindle tree is totally copying us
jesse kyle: yeah, but they have no game

redhouse kid #1: IT'S SO HOT IN HERE
redhouse kid #2: kelen from spindle tree has entered the room...

by VIACOMALOVERR July 5, 2009

Norwegian Tree Trunk

An extremely large and thick penis where the veins are popping out and everything. It ranges from anywhere between 1 and 2 feet. It is usually darker brown then the normal penis and is around 2-3 inches wide. Hurts like hell when having sex with someone who has one.

Guy #1 "Hey dude, what happened to that girl you scored last night?"
Guy #2 "Oh, we never did it."
Guy #1 "Why?"
Guy #2 "Oh, i have a Norwegian Tree Trunk and it wouldn't fit..."

by FantabulousOvalMan February 24, 2012