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trashed bastard

An extremely intoxicated person at a party or gathering that finds fun in irritating others and causing havoc
Last night Eric pushed Tim, broke a light, and spilled on the carpet. He was a trashed bastard.
by The shadow king March 6, 2010
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Phan trash

A person that knows literally everything that can be known about two British vlogers Dan(danisnotonfire) and Phil(amazingphil).That person usually follows them on every social media and follows all of their channels and posts about them a lot. They talk about them all the time and have post notifications on of course so every time there's a new video or a tweet or literally anything they post a person that is phan trash will start jumping or sometimes crying from happines. People who are phan trash usually have no life because their whole life became Dan and Phil. There is something called pinof(phil is not on fire) which is a q&a video that Dan and Phil do together and usually when the new one comes out a person that is phan trash will probablly cry of happines. They usually suck at school bc Dan and Phil consume their life. Most of people who are phan trash are phansexuals which means they are attracted to Dan and Phil but at the same time they want them to be together.
I know literally everything about Dan and Phil that can be known from the internet. I know all of their videos and I have a bunch of their merch. I totally ship them. Wow I am such phan trash
by Iamcool(notreally) December 4, 2016
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Rez trash

Typically a adult skanky female who resides in rundown overcrowded house that isn't even hers (still living with parents or relatives) she has kids with different fathers whom she ditches at extended periods of time so that she can party or sleep around with random men (mostly those that are already taken) she can not hold a job and will post her job as a full time mommy on Facebook.
Don't even look that way bro, she's Rez trash.
by Miss D. Lillified January 10, 2017
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Smashing Trash

Smashing trash is the act of two people fornicating who haven't washed their genitals within 48 hours. It can be anal, vaginal, oral, and any other holes that may exist. It is an act of love that should only ever be done between two people who love each other and are comfortable with each other.

*Warning* Do not try, as this can lead to infections and other potential medical issues.
Carl: Hey Bob, how's you and the wife?

Bob: Ah, you know how it is Carl. Haven't really gotten under the foreskin lately, because I have foreskin, and I don't think she's showered since Sunday, so we just smashed trash for a bit while the kids were sleeping in our bed.
Carl: I know how that is Bob, no judgement here. Jill and I are always smashing trash due to our complete lack of hygiene.
by TrashManDan January 1, 2018
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brayden is trash

by Love this one March 12, 2019
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Trash bomb

A female who is exceedingly trashy and has zero to no morals or standards. She will have sex with anyone who looks her way. She wears stripper clothes when going out to the club and puts her make up on with a paint brush. One or more body part(s) has been surgically enhanced.
Me: Have you seen JWoww lately?
Her: Yeah, she's a trash bomb.
by Judgeandjury2k December 18, 2011
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Trap trash

(n.) Ghetto dwellers; the stereotyped members of any urban or rural socioeconomic underclass without hope or means of escaping poverty: see trailer trash.
Anybody who let hisself live in that trailer park is just trap trash anyhow.
by Grammar Qween July 31, 2011
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