tore up

Past Participle of: to tare

Completed something with remarkable achievement.
Used in conjunction with a depiction of tearing a piece of paper while saying the phrase.

Yo nigga...I TORE UP dat midterm. *snaps fingers erratically*

by MACKhustlaP December 27, 2005

crotch torpedo

Tampon.
An absorbing material that bitches use to stop the bloodflow, yo.

95% of hos lose their virginity to a crotch torpedo and not my rocket ship.

by You Stole my Wristwatch December 27, 2004

thorpedo

1. a douchebag.
2. a person who looks like a giant penis.

1. Bro, you ate the last of my Cluck-U. You are such a fucking thorpedo.
2. Alec Baldwin is a thorpedo.

by Righteous Fist October 10, 2008

torence

really really really hot guy every gurl wants to get w/ him in Love with him LOL
who looks like a praying mantis when he runs ( sry)

by little one May 21, 2003

Topped

Toped - as high as you can be with no further highness

Bro... I'm totally topped topped right now.

by 2006Babes August 2, 2017

Persian cake topper

When an extremely drunk man, usually an uncle or extended cousin, gets so drunk at a wedding that right when the bride and groom go to cut the cake, he drops his pants, climbs on top of the table, and puts his wrinkly, sweaty balls on the top of the cake, in a display of untamed masculinity.

Person #1: Man my uncle Bob did the persian cake topper at my brothers wedding.

Person #2: Man thats gross. Did you eat a piece of the cake afterwards?

Person #1: Shut up. Quit being such a dick hole you pape!

by The Flying Dutchman! Yee! November 3, 2006

torpedoes

1) n. The tips of one's fingers after wiping, but prior to washing. IE Your fingers when they have shit on them.

2) n. A game involving sticking your shit covered finger tips in someone's face.

1) Upon picking my nose, I realized I forgot to wash my torpedoes. Damn...

2) I stuck my fingers in my friend's mouth and shouted, "Torpedoes!" and ran away. He soon caught me and beat the shit out of me...

by Captain Sex Offendor September 17, 2006