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poo tongue 

Breath so terrible, it can only be assumed that the offender in question has consumed excrement. Usually poo tongue is so strong that it can be detected from a distance.
Luke had such a strong case of poo tongue that the fumes wafted across the room.
poo tongue by sk7g November 8, 2007

uncle's tongue 

when you pull the extra skin from your ballsack and make a tongue like protrusion with it. Hence, a hairy tongue like your uncle would have.
Dewayne showed Lisa his uncle's tongue and she immediately snapped a photo.
uncle's tongue by DirkNiggla April 2, 2004

The tongue tango

When making out, you keep yours and your partners tongue inside eachothers mouth and play with them, do not exit the other persons mouth for at least 30-45 seconds depending on how long you can hold your breath.
Hey baby, wanna tongue tango?

Man, Zack is really good at the tongue tango.

tequila tongue twister 

When you take a tequila shot from a girls vagina via test tube shooter and then eat her out.
I gave that bitch a tequila tongue twister and she squirted everywhere!

Butt Tongue 

This is either really bad breath, as in, breath that tastes like a butt, or a physical malformation where one has a tongue protruding from one's anus.
Butt Tongue:

"peee yeeew, you've got some serious butt tongue"
or
"anal with a chick that has butt tongue is hawt!"
Butt Tongue by Bigsby333 July 19, 2016

fat tongue 

thirsty or dehydrated to where your tongue feels like it's taking up your whole mouth.
Macie, I have fat tongue. Lets go get something to drink.
fat tongue by yoshmacang September 26, 2009